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 | | A few weeks ago, the International Astronomical Union (IAU) named a pair of asteroids in honour of two Dutch Nobel laureates, Gerard 't Hooft and Martin Veltman. |
 | | The asteroids, which orbit between Mars and Jupiter, are now called 9491 Thooft and 9492 Veltman. |
 | | On his home page, 't Hooft muses: "Rumors concerning an imminent collision against 9492 Veltman were shown to be unfounded." Veltman and 't Hooft were once professor and student. |
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