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Topic: Achmed the Mad


  
  Elizabeth Haydon Books
The information that the mad Seer of the Present had provided had been only partially helpful, and only slightly accurate; by the time they had located every child, three of them, including the Liringlas named Aric, had moved from where they had been on the day they had visited Rhonwyn in her crumbling abbey tower.
Achmed slowed his canter and opened his mouth to allow the salty air to swirl in and around it.
Achmed’s eyes riveted on that soldier; he was swiping at Ashe with a hooked weapon that looked suspiciously like the ones used in the tunnels of Ylorc.
www.elizabethhaydon.com /destiny_x3.aspx   (2490 words)

  
 Cauldron - Things your fave SoA Characters would never say!   (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-25)
Achmed: "I have had enough of all this fighting and killing; I've decided to join a hippy commune in Sorbold.
I have long been of the opinion that the source of Achmed and Ashe's strife is an externalisation of their deeper feeling for each other.
Ashe- Achmed, I've decided that you should be the one with Rhapsody, after all, that seems to be what many of the fans want.
www.epic-mag.com /cauldron3/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=57   (599 words)

  
 September Marginalia
Last Mad Moon, the citizens of Port Mahon and loyalists in the garrison defended the town from an attempted annexation by the Caliphate of Calahorn.
Between the Mad Moons, Bruno contacted other people to determine which side of the upcoming insurrection they were on, and to pass on the news that he had already gained.
If Azeel or Achmed had ever suspected that Bruno was the person passing the information on to the other citizen adventurers, he would have been Disintegrated.
userpages.chorus.net /burnside/game/events_97/97_sep.html   (1282 words)

  
 BBC - h2g2 - Achmed's World - U154704

Achmed is a slave to computer's and has a cat called Jasmine and at last count, 15 fish.
Tossing a real camel is these days considered to be "cruel and unusual", so to get the camel really mad, they hit it with a stick, which is of course the time honoured way of dealing with camels.
Achmed the Brown hasn't added any friends to their list.
www.bbc.co.uk /dna/h2g2/U154704   (491 words)

  
 The RPG Mortuary: Dead RPG Characters with names starting with A - E
Achmed and a friendly female got back into the HEAVILY modified 5 ton truck (that was covered with spikes all over the surface) and turned around.
Achmed turned the vehicle around and turned on the high beams of the truck (the front of the truck was a visage of the grim reaper and the highbeams made the "eyes" glowed).
Achmed was sitting up on the road and was revving the v-16 engine.
www.electricferret.com /mortuary/mortuary_a-e.html   (7194 words)

  
 Honest Achmed's Middle East Guide To "Survivor"
For those of you who have been out of touch the last year or two, Honest Achmed is an Arabian merchant friend of ours who just recently began watching "Survivor" when satellite television became available in the deserts of the Middle East.
Honest Achmed watches the show weekly with his wives Yamiin, a gourmet chef, and Ismira, an Internet junkie and longtime "Survivor" fan.
Achmed's daughter Azidi, a "chip off the old salt pillar " is usually present as well.
myweb.cableone.net /sgdiii/achmed   (244 words)

  
 Jewish Magazine Story
Ezra drove carefully, aware that driving with passengers perched precariously on the wheels was against basic safety rules, yet resigned to the fact that the village wasn't about to free an extra tractor for their use.
Achmed had gone back to his village to recruit his cousin and was to return with the workers.
A small fire with a kettle of water had been set up and a huddled group of Arab men dressed in coats against the morning chill, red and white kaffiyas wrapped around their heads, were crouched down on their haunches drinking hot coffee.
www.jewishmag.com /8MAG/vines/vines2.htm   (3300 words)

  
 Disc Personalities
Famed are his ornamental cruet set (designed for Mad Lord Snapcase, the saltshaker now houses four families, the pepper shaker is used for grain storage), and the Colossus of Ankh-Morpork (kept in a matchbox by the caretaker of the Dwarf Bread Museum.
His two masterpieces are without doubt the Palace grounds, with it's hoho (like a haha, only deeper) and the Unseen University organ (currently played by the University Librarian, the organ has over 400 knobs, the purpose of many is unknown).
Exiled from his tribe at the age of 11, he was not encountered in the Disc Chronicles until he was 87.
www.angelfire.com /ut/angusville/personalities.html   (3817 words)

  
 The Discworld Compendium: Character Index Part 1
His fate proved that you shouldn't put too much faith in hats, in spite of the headological benefits.
Queen of Skund and friend of Casanunda, to whom she gave the title of Count.
Mistress of Mad King Soup II of Lancre.
www.extenuation.net /disc/dwcharacters1.html   (2338 words)

  
 Science Fair Projects - Minor Discworld characters
Writer of the Necrotelecomnicon, which he wrote after drinking too much Klatchian coffee.
He is also the writer of Achmed the I Just Get These Headache's Book Of Humourous Cat Stories (a title which contains the name by which he preferred to be known), which supposedly started his madness.
He is a parody of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred, in the Cthulhu mythos of H.
all-science-fair-projects.com /science_fair_projects_encyclopedia/Quoth   (2932 words)

  
 Minor Discworld concepts - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
It is possible the meaning has changed over the years, but then, there may really be a horrifying aspect to being hung next to a piece of pastry.
It is said that any man who reads more than a few pages will die insane, which works out fine for the Librarian, who is, in fact, an orangutan.
It was written by the Klatchian mystic Achmed the Mad, who apparently preferred to be called Achmed the I Just Get These Headaches, (a parody of H.P. Lovecraft's mad Arab Abdul Alhazred) after drinking too much Klatchian Coffee.
en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Minor_Discworld_concepts   (4803 words)

  
 The Mad Hatter: A LEGO® creation by Merkal Kahil : MOCpages.com   (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-25)
The weirdest inhabited of Dorville, the mad hatter.
Be the first to review this creation, The Mad Hatter.
MOCpages is an unofficial, fan-created web service that is not sponsored by the LEGO Group of companies.
www.mocpages.com /moc.php/3350   (74 words)

  
 Baseball Crank: The Mad Hibernian Archives
I’ve been trying to figure out what it is exactly that doesn’t sit right about efforts by Michael Moore, Terry McAuliffe and their apologists to center the upcoming Presidential campaign on the attendance policies of the 1972 Texas Air National Guard.
There are those who’ve suggested that it will be the eventual focus of a third phase of the war on terrorism and, while that does not appear likely in the near future (Phase Two is going to take awhile), it is a group that demands interest and concern, if not respect.
In the news down here in Washington, students at Georgetown University’s Law Center protested the school’s decision to allow the military to recruit on campus, since the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy allegedly conflicts with school policies mandating “anti-discrimination” compliance by employers.
www.baseballcrank.com /archives/cat_the_mad_hibernian.php   (8479 words)

  
 The MAd Socyberteer - News of The Mutual Admiration Society
The MAd Socyberteer - News of The Mutual Admiration Society
The MAd Societeer boasts a lively mix of news, parodys, gossip, recipes, advice, and plenty of overly-opinionated letters.
A back issue index is available and collections of favorite columns assembled for easy browsing and printing.
home.sprynet.com /~palermo/cybrteer.htm   (262 words)

  
 University related Characters
MP35 Ponder and Victor study the Necrotelicomnicom (the phonebook of the dead) which was written by the Klatchian necromancer Achmed the Mad (he prefered to be called Achmed The I just get these Headaches).
Hex weighs around ten tons and its gnomic bulk is operated by an enourmous keyboard - almost as big as the rest of Hex to allow for the necessary levers and armatures.
Some of the students had forcast that Hex would go mad trying to work it out; I expected Hex to produce the message ?????, which it did with depressing frequency.
www.area51b.freeserve.co.uk /dworld/uuother.htm   (1549 words)

  
 [FAQ] Terry Pratchett Bibliography
You're not allowed to carry money, uninhibited young women peel your grapes for you, everyone thinks you're responsible for making the sun rise and the corn grow, you keep dreaming about seven thin cows and seven fat cows* and, on top of everything else, the Great Pyramid has just exploded because of paracosmic instability.
And that's a real problem for Captain Vimes of the City Watch, who must tramp the mean streets of the city searching for a seventy- foot-long fire-breathing dragon which, he believes, can help him with their enquiries.
In a city thrown into turmoil by magic, charcoal biscuits, secret societies and mad lady dragon breeders (`Just tell him _sit_ if he's bothering you'), he's just looking for the facts.
www.faqs.org /faqs/pratchett/bibliography   (14209 words)

  
 ::Cat Quotes - Page 4 ::   (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-25)
The Necrotelicomnicon was written by a Klatchian necromancer known to the world as Achmed the Mad, although he preferred to be called Achmed the I Just Get These Headaches.
Little is known about his life prior to this event, because the page headed ‘About The Author’ spontaneously combusted shortly after his death.
However, a section headed ‘Other Books By the Same Author’ indicates that his previous published work was Achmed the I Just Get These Headaches’s Book of Humorous Cat Stories, which might explain a lot
www.dreamforests.com /felines/lit/quot4.phtml   (850 words)

  
 The Death Lists
Achmed the Mad - the About the Author section of the Necrotelicomnicon spontaneously combusted shortly after his death (pg 174)
Truckle the Uncivil cut the heads off the Mad Demon-Sucking Priests of Ee (pg 134).
Cohen did something nasty with his thumb to the Mad Snake Priests of Start (pg 243).
www.angelfire.com /me/esmi/dlist2.html   (6593 words)

  
 The Thief of Bagdad by Achmed Abdullah : Arthur's Classic Novels
It is mentioned with pride by his own tribe, the Benni Hussaynieh, a raucous-tongued, hard-riding breed of Bedouins, brittle of honor and greedy of gain, of whom -- due to a father, tired of the sterile Arabian sands and eager for the pleasures of bazaar and marketplace -- he was the city-bred descendant.
Obeying a mad, irresistible impulse, he bent over the little hand.
For, as he admitted his weakness, his pride died; as his pride died, his humility increased; as his humility increased, his belief in Allah's mercy grew; and as hi
arthurwendover.com /arthurs/abdullah/thiefba10.html   (14578 words)

  
 Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanct...
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanct...
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA...
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations...
www.jokes2go.com /jokes/20118.html?39   (41 words)

  
 Mad World   (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-25)
Meanwhile, I took the opportunity to shake a few hands.
I got a picture with Ambassador Bremer, Talabani (acting Iraqi president) and Achmed Chalabi (another member of the ruling council) and Condaleeza Rice, who was there with him.
He was getting closer to my table so I went back over to my seat.
www.mad-world.org /2003_12_07_braylen_archive.html   (979 words)

  
 Fictionwise eBooks: Fear and Other Stories from the Pulps by Achmed Abdullah
Fictionwise eBooks: Fear and Other Stories from the Pulps by Achmed Abdullah
eBook Description: Achmed Abdullah's name was once synonymous with adventure.
He published dozens of novels and hundreds of short stories in the pulp magazines of the early 20th century, thrilling millions of readers throughout the world.
www.fictionwise.com /ebooks/eBook34151.htm   (1637 words)

  
 Adventures of Achmed
"You're not Jewish, Achmed, my little sand flea," she said, " because I'm not.
My hand shakes as I write this for fear any who read it will think me mad.
But I am committed to telling the truth--ALL of it.
www.xtywebworks.ns.ca /camel.html   (543 words)

  
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For instance, the walruses may be connected to the boiling mercury mentioned earlier in the text, via the chain: boiling mercury --> mad hatters --> Lewis Carroll --> walrus.
262 of "Good Omens") was written by the Klatchian necromancer Achmed the Mad (although he preferred to be called Achmed the I Just Get These Headaches).
In real life, horror author H. Lovecraft tells us of the evil book "Necronomicon", written by the mad Arab Abdul al-Hazred.
textfiles.tonytee.nl /sf/apf-6.0   (19972 words)

  
 The Adventures Of Prince Achmed DVD
The Adventures Of Prince Achmed DVD - Cheap UK DVDs
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 Ralf Hildebrandt: /~hildeb/sandman/annotations/sandman.01.shtml
It also makes an appearance in the novel Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett did together called "Good Omens".
It's other name is the Necrotelicomnicon: A book, written by Achmed the mad, which lists all of the old, dark gods of the Disc.
The first edition is kept in the Library of Unseen University, between iron plates, behind a balanced stone door, with its name hacked onto the lintel over the door.
www.stahl.bau.tu-bs.de /~hildeb/sandman/annotations/sandman.01.shtml   (1733 words)

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