| | Admiral Ackbar - Uncyclopedia (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-31) |
 | | Ackbar, also known as Admiral Hu, began his career as the Moorish commander of the Spanish Armada who led the historic naval assault on the commies in 1588. |
 | | He was ordered to retrieve Christopher Columbus, who by reports had established himself as a 'white god' among the indigenous population and exploited their labor for the ivory trade while making indecipherable pronouncements regarding "el horror, el horror." Alas, this mission proved to be the Admiral's last, and one from which he never returned. |
 | | The other group of Ackbar's followers are the Calamarians.The beliefs of Calamarians differ greatly from person to person, but most believers follow the sacred tenet that everything is a trap. |
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