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| | OPTIMUSCRIME.COM: Happy National Patriots Day, Y'all. |
 | | In any case, rather than swilling beer in the name of Her Royal Majesty, Quebeckers knocked back their social lubricant in the name of Adam Dollard des Ormeaux, a Frenchman who was slaughtered in an aborted ambush against the Iroquois who had been threatening Montreal. |
 | | In 2002, however, the Assemblé Nationale bid M. Dollard des Ormeaux a fond farewell, and changed the holiday's name to (roughly translated), 'National Patriots Day'. |
 | | In any case, be it for a long-dead adversary of the Canadian aboriginals or a cousin-marryin' British monarch, make sure to tip your glass tonight, and enjoy a lazy sleep-in tomorrow morning. |
| www.optimuscrime.com /2004/05/happy-national-patriots-day-yall.html (211 words) |
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