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 | | Bob lifts his head from the puddle of stale beer it's resting in, gazes vaguely at the barman and pronounes, "That's 23 drinks at 237 pence each," before dropping his head back on the bar. |
 | | Alice is dressed all in leather, with knee-high boots, a corset, and a whip, and she's also covered head to toe in tatoos. |
 | | Alice and Bob walk into a bar, Bob says "Can I have a J.D., a G. 'n' T. and a packet of M & Ms please?" The barman says, "sorry mate, we don't serve those letters here" "What do you mean?" asks Bob. |
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