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	Alone in the Dark (2005) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-26)
		Based on the video game, Alone in the Dark focuses on Edward Carnby, a detective of the paranormal, who slowly unravels a mysterious events with deadly results.
		Alone in the Dark is a film by director Uwe Boll, whose film right before this one was House of the Dead (2003).
		The funniest part of this movie has to be...
	www.imdb.com /title/tt0369226 (1217 words)

	NationMaster - Encyclopedia: Alone in the Dark (2005 movie)
		Alone in the Dark is a 2005 horror movie based on the popular video game of the same name.
		Like Uwe Boll's previous attempt at a movie adaptation of a video game, House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark was universally panned by critics, and was cited many times as a lock for worst movie of 2005, and in fact, possibly one of the worst in history.
		Movies this unthinkably bad, so purely inept on every level—writing, directing, acting, technically—arrive on a rarer basis than viewers might believe, and "Alone in the Dark" is prime prey for a "Mystery Science Theater 3000" roasting.
	www.nationmaster.com /encyclopedia/Alone_in_the_Dark_%282005_movie%29 (807 words)

	Alone in the Dark (2005): Reviews
		Alone in the Dark will be the worst movie of 2005.
		In the case of Alone in the Dark, this is a certainty.
		This is definitely the worst movie I have ever seen, and quite possibly the worst movie of all time.
	www.metacritic.com /film/titles/aloneinthedark (0 words)

	AllMoviePortal.com: Alone in the Dark (2005) by Marty Mapes
		Alone in the Dark will do for Christian Slater what Super Mario Brothers did for Bob Hoskins, what Street Fighter did for Raul Julia, and what Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever did for Antonio Banderas.
		Shoot ‘em Up Judging from the movie, the point of the video game must be to shoot as many semi-transparent, armored, catlike creatures as possible before they overwhelm you with their sheer numbers.
		We never know exactly where Alone in the Dark is supposed to take place, but it’s hard to fathom what modern steel-and-glass city still has an ice-block manufacturer or a port where private ship owners post guards with rifles.
	www.allmovieportal.com /m/2005_Alone_in_the_Dark18.html (647 words)

	Amazon.com: Alone in the Dark: DVD: Christian Slater,Tara Reid,Stephen Dorff,Frank C. Turner,Matthew Walker,Will ... (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-26)
		But Alone in the Dark is crippled from the first by a mundane setting of caves, laboratories, and street-fighting backgrounds as well as a cast (including Christian Slater, Stephen Dorff, and Tara Reid) that couldn't be less interested in the overly complex plot.
		With "Feardotcom" and "Alone in the Dark" on his resume, he'll be lucky to qualify for welfare.
		After the ridiculously bad creation that is "Alone in the Dark," I wouldn't trust him to direct a documentary on seaweed, because he would probably botch it up.
	www.amazon.com /Alone-Dark-Christian-Slater/dp/B0007XBM5W (2439 words)

	Flipside Movie Emporium: Alone in the Dark Movie Review
		To call Alone in the Dark a failure is an insult to failures everywhere.
		Wire-fu and CGI bullets are all well and good, but Alone in the Dark assembles them into a chaotic hash devoid of style or grace.
		That may be Alone in the Dark's sole useful purpose: it cleanses the cinematic palate, flushing out all previous notions of incompetence and resetting the bar at a universally recognized nadir.
	www.flipsidemovies.com /aloneinthedark.html (883 words)

	theyrecoming - horror movie review - Alone in the Dark (2005)
		His quasi-girlfriend/partner is the evil guy's assistant (she apparently never noticed the plans for world domination lying around), played by Tara Reid in a bit of mis-casting even more ridiculous than Elisabeth Shue as a world-famous physicist in The Saint.
		I understand that it doesn't actually matter that she was awful since this movie would have been awful no matter which semi-famous starlet the producers convinced to work in exchange for covering the payments on her boob job, but I feel the world must be warned about just how astonishingly, exceptionally bad this woman was.
		His movies are entirely, wonderfully his own, and his love for them shines through the complete lack of budget and silly dialogue and ridiculous monsters.
	www.theyrecoming.com /movies.php?num=275 (719 words)

	2005 Alone in the Dark - Movie reviews, trailers, clips and stills
		Hoping to be a sort of hybrid "Matrix" meets "Indiana Jones" meets "Alien," Unfortunately, "Alone in the Dark" is just a bad movie.
		I've enjoyed some of Christian Slater's work in the past and was up for this film; but no fault of his, this film fails on many levels.
		There is a moment there when the lights from the guns flash in the dark, the heavy metal music crunches down and the lizards slither at high speed, it's almost interesting as a senseless music video.
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	SPLICEDwire \| "Alone in the Dark" movie review (2005) "Alone in the Dark" review, Uwe Boll, Christian Slater, Tara Reid
		Alone in the Dark movie review, Uwe Boll, Christian Slater, Tara Reid, Stephen Dorff, Mark Acheson, Will Sanderson.
		Next we meet Christian Slater, squinting his way through his role as a nightmare-beset ex-agent of Bureau 713 who has struck out on his own, trying to discover why all the kids he grew up with at an orphanage in the 1970s have turned into zombies -- and the movie is all downhill from there.
		He turns his attention to a gratuitous sex scene (without even taking advantage of his R-rating), or Slater's testosterone-fueled rivalry with the scowling, sexy-scruffy head of Bureau 713 (scenery-chomping Stephen Dorff), or a shootout sequence that is literally nothing but a montage of machine-gun muzzle flashes set to music.
	www.splicedonline.com /05reviews/aloneindark.html (440 words)

	Alone in the Dark - Rotten Tomatoes
		It's only January, but I can't imagine any upcoming film replacing 'Alone in the Dark' as my leading candidate for Worst Movie of 2005.
		I didn't see director Uwe Boll's zombie dud House of the Dead, but on the evidence of Alone in the Dark, he belongs in the pantheon of hopelessly inept directors.
		Alone in the Dark isn't one of these, though it is very stupid.
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	Alone in the Dark (2005) - Movie Info - TEN Movies
		Alone in the Dark (2005) - Movie Info - TEN Movies
		Paranormal detective Edward Carnby (Christian Slater) is trying to solve the mysterious death of one of his friends and the trail has lead him to Shadow Island.
		There he meets his ex-girlfriend Aline Cedrac (Tara Reid), who is an anthropologist, and the two discover that evil demons worshiped by an ancient culture are trying to come back to the 21st century to rule the world.
	movies.theemiratesnetwork.com /synopses.php?mv=798 (76 words)

	Movie Review - Alone in the Dark (2005) - Hollywood Bitchslap
		The only role she's equipped to play is that of a drunken whore, which she does regularly in the tabloids and on "Inside Edition." Anything smarter or classier than that is a stretch for her.
		Director Uwe Boll continues to believe that copying good movies is the same thing as BEING a good movie, and he fills "Alone in the Dark" with sloppy rip-offs from dozens of creature/horror/sci-fi/fantasy movies.
		This movie must have been so bad, I didnt even know a movie was made about this...
	www.hollywoodbitchslap.com /review.php?movie=11468&reviewer=247 (1091 words)

	Alone in the Dark (2005) Movie Review \| The Movie Insider
		Without the remotest semblance of a coherent plot (those things just get in the way, anyway), the movie simply moves from one scene to the next, ripping off any carnivorous creature movie it can think of, and leaves us in a sort of mental paralysis.
		I guess they're looking for the monsters, which thrive in the dark and can turn invisible, but then there's also Carnby's nineteen orphan friends who turn into zombies and crash his apartment for no apparent reason except that the exposition is over.
		The utter incoherence and incompetence of this movie leads to a state of mental exhaustion, and at that point, it's best if you don't remember what Oedipus did when he found out his family history.
	www.themovieinsider.com /mr586-alone-in-the-dark-movie-review.html (995 words)

	Box Office Mojo > Discussion Forums
		Alone in the Dark opens wide January 28, 2005
		I am very curious about Alone in the Dark...
		I may see it if it is released in the UK (House of the Dead was only released last weekend in my local cinema...
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	MRQE - Movie Review Query Engine - The Dark
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	Movie Review - Alone in the Dark (2005) - eFilmCritic
		To say that Alone in the Dark will go down as one of this year's (nay, decade's) worst movies would be a stunning display of understatement.
		The third name plastered on the Alone in the Dark poster is Stephen Dorff, and he gets to be the tough-talking commando guy.
		No, this movie looks like it was edited by a BizarroAvid, which is a machine that puts your movie together in the most psychologically upsetting order possible.
	www.efilmcritic.com /review.php?movie=11468&reviewer=128 (1433 words)

	Penny Arcade! - Alone In The Dark (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-26)
		Uwe Boll is directing a film based on the (apparently liquefied and reconstituted) Alone In The Dark games, a trailer for which can be seen here but don't take that as an endorsement.
		That hardly counts as an edict, and anyway this new trailer doesn't really hit the high comedic notes like House of the Dead's "That's Spanish For Death." It's just a trailer for a movie I don't want to see, that happens to be called something I once recalled with affection.
		He also has dark words for wack emcees but I don't want to spoil it.
	www.penny-arcade.com /2005/01/03 (696 words)

	Alone in the Dark (2005) - FilmAffinity
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	Alone in the Dark (2005) Movie Preview with Cast & Crew, Photos & Trailer at The Movie Insider
		Alone in the Dark (2005) Movie Preview with Cast & Crew, Photos & Trailer at The Movie Insider
		In a world of ancient evils, lost civilizations, shadowy government conspiracies, and deadly paranormal threats, Edward and Aline come together to confront a supernatural enemy unlike anything they've ever seen beforeone whose very existence could threaten all humankind.
		Alone in the Dark is based on the best-selling Atari videogame series.
	www.themovieinsider.com /m75/alone-in-the-dark (329 words)

	Alone in the Dark (2005) : Forum (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-26)
		REPLIED Saturday, July 23, 2005 10:05:25 AM Alone In The Dark (the game) was the first true survival horror game.
		The terrible Alone In The Dark: Blackbeard's Curse isn't even considered an AITD game, it was so bad.
		I think Uwe should start digging his grave now, cause Alone in the Dark The Movie is so bad when compared to the games, I stopped in the middle of the movie to go back to Blockbuster and get Wimbledon.
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	PC Gamer Message Board :: View topic - Most Anticipated Movies for 2006
		You know, that will probably be the worst movie to come out this year.
		Alone in the Dark wasn;t all that bad though it still sucked.
		The acting was horrible, there was no character developement, the plot was decent at best, it jumped from scene to scene very quickly, the ending was so random, and there were a few stupid mistakes.
	www.pcgamer.com /forum/viewtopic.php?p=215625 (755 words)

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	Alone In The Dark Movie, Review, Cast for Alone In The Dark \| TVGuide.com
		Boll's follow-up to 2003's dismal HOUSE OF THE DEAD, an adaptation of Atari's vaguely Lovecraftian Alone in the Dark series, is even more incoherent than its predecessor.
		With seven Oscar nods under its belt, Million Dollar Baby was in fighting form at the weekend box office.
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	Alone in the Dark (2005) : Reviews (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-26)
		This was a sad excuse for a movie, period!
		The movie has no story, no theme, and jumps back and forth from completely different scenes just to attempt to make sense..
		So it was no suprise at the end of the movie I looked around and found myself ALONE IN THE DARK theater wondering where everyone else went...
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	Alone in the Dark (2005) : Reviews
		Christian Slater, star of "Pump up the Volume", my favorite, "Broken Arrow" and the great romantic comedy "Bed of Roses", will hit the big screen for this new thriller "Alone in the dark", along side of Tara Reid, star of "American Pie".
		Reid but, maybe she can pull it off in this Slater movie, because anyone can look good next to him.
		This film, "Alone in the Dark" looks like it will be a fun one, mysterious and exciting, just the was I like em'.
	www.countingdown.com /movies/584828/reviews?review_id=3585658 (167 words)

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	Any thoughts on "Alone in The Dark" ( 2005)? - Movie-List Forums
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		If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
		I havent seen it yet, but I checked the ratings when the movie showed in the cinemas.
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	Alone In The Dark (2005) - MovieWeb
		Action scenes are filmed in tight frames or in the dark so you can't follow anything except the flash of bullets, and random characters we don't care about get extensive time facing off with apparitions/zombies/goblins."
		Your first look at the Alone in the Dark poster!
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