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Alt.sysadmin.recovery - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia alt.sysadmin.recovery, or ASR, is a Usenet newsgroup dedicated to the mental and emotional recovery of sysadmins. The correct title of this article is alt.sysadmin.recovery. The initial letter is capitalized due to technical restrictions. en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Alt.sysadmin.recovery   (490 words)

Alt.sysadmin.recovery FAQ This is the frequently asked questions for alt.sysadmin.recovery, a newsgroup for practicing and recovering system administrators. www.infonet.ee /~sbernard/asr   (16 words)

alt.sysadmin.recovery FAQ v1.7 - allanswers.org Alt.sysadmin.recovery is for discussion by recovered and recovering sysadmins. Not welcome on alt.sysadmin.recovery are: advocacy, user questions, users (unless you are a sysadmin in another life), amateur salespeople, or general cluelessness. Archive-name: sysadmin-recovery Posting-frequency: monthly Version: 1.7 (April 2004) URL: ftp://rtfm.mit.edu/pub/faqs/sysadmin-recovery alt.sysadmin.recovery FAQ v1.7 (April 2004) This is the frequently-asked questions list for alt.sysadmin.recovery, a newsgroup for practising and recovering system administrators. www.allanswers.org /misc/sysadmin-recovery.htm   (3270 words)

The alt.sysadmin.recovery Manpage Collection When bitching on alt.sysadmin.recovery, some of the contributors have authored the man pages they really wish were included in UNIX (with their associated commands). They (sysadmins) truely are a twisted lot, and these contributions help to prove the point. www.xinu.nl /unix/humour/asr-manpages   (207 words)

[CrackMonkey] [alt.sysadmin.recovery] Re: Me Too CDs. Previous message: [CrackMonkey] [alt.sysadmin.recovery] Re: Me Too CDs. www.crackmonkey.org /pipermail/crackmonkey/2001-May/019505.html   (93 words)

Newsgroup FAQ's: alt.sysadmin.recovery Re: alt.sysadmin.recovery FAQ v1.8 (Apr 4 04:01, 1Kb) REPOST: alt.sysadmin.recovery FAQ v0.81 (Jul 8 2000, 25Kb) FAQ links depend on external networks, and cannot be guaranteed by Newsville. www.newsville.com /cgi-bin/getfaq?alt.sysadmin.recovery   (68 words)

Debian -- asr-manpages A set of humorous manual pages developed on alt.sysadmin.recovery (don't treat them seriously!). They document a set of really useful tools that for some strange reason are not included in any implementation of Unix. packages.debian.org /stable/doc/asr-manpages.html   (113 words)

asr_gsr.txt Newsgroups: alt.sysadmin.recovery Subject: (Fwd) Generic Sysadmin Report: Notes Outage From: russell@cybercash.com (Russell Van Tassell) Date: 23 May 1997 19:49:11 GMT Well, last night we had another Notes Gateway crash (not really a surprise anymore); apparently, Lee Cockrell, my peer in one of our other offices got the duty of dealing with it. Appears he was inspired enough to create our own "Generic Sysadmin Report," as I found this in my mailbox late last night - all authorship credit goes to him; this one is filled in, for your own viewing entertain- ment. www.loosenut.com /~russell/asr_gsr.txt   (479 words)

spam2.txt Newsgroups: alt.sysadmin.recovery Subject: ASSISTANCE - was Re: Brazilian spam Date: Thu, 30 Jan 2003 01:52:16 -0600 On Wed, 29 Jan 2003 16:25:11 -0600, revchas@sorrydave.org wrote: >Man, I *wish* I got spam that creative. I must use this opportunity and medium to implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinarily confidential, Whatever your decision, while I await your prompt response. These days it just seems to be >an endless stream of bigger penis, MMF and help me smuggle money out of >Africa crap. www.project-apollo.net /blog/usenet/spam2.txt   (546 words)

[CrackMonkey] [alt.sysadmin.recovery] Re: Me Too CDs. Next message: [CrackMonkey] [alt.sysadmin.recovery] Re: Me Too CDs. -------------------- Start of forwarded message -------------------- From: flaps at dgp.toronto.edu (Alan J Rosenthal) Newsgroups: alt.sysadmin.recovery Subject: Re: Me Too CDs. The spark of a pin www.crackmonkey.org /pipermail/crackmonkey/2001-May/019499.html   (276 words)

[alt.sysadmin.recovery] Re: clue[manager] == 0 Next by thread: [alt.sysadmin.recovery] Re: Top ten reasons why being a sysadmin is better than being a surgeon Next by Date: [alt.sysadmin.recovery] Re: Top ten reasons why being a sysadmin is better than being a surgeon ------- Start of forwarded message ------- From: jpmg@eng.cam.ac.uk (Patrick Gosling) Newsgroups: alt.sysadmin.recovery Subject: Re: clue[manager] == 0 Date: 29 Aug 1997 17:11:34 GMT Organization: Cambridge University Engineering Department, UK Message-ID: <5u6vs6$qrl$1@lyra.csx.cam.ac.uk> References: <5u6svq$p8p$1@lyra.csx.cam.ac.uk> In article <5u6svq$p8p$1@lyra.csx.cam.ac.uk>, Tim Cutts wrote: >Phone rings. www.coneslayer.org /wopr/mph/humor/archive2/msg00004.html   (527 words)

Humorous Signatures from alt.sysadmin.recovery The following are amusing (to me, at least) signatures from articles in alt.sysadmin.recovery. UNIX was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because that would also stop you from doing clever things. If you know who they should be attributed to, let me know, and I'll update this page. ext.netg.se /~bs/stuff/humor.html   (1294 words)

splash.txt From durrell@best.com Tue May 30 11:56:13 CDT 1995 Article: 1258 of alt.sysadmin.recovery Path: tezcat.com!news.sprintlink.net!cs.utexas.edu!howland.reston.ans.net!vixen. cso.uiuc.edu!sdd.hp.com!news1.best.com!shell1.best.com!not-for-mail From: durrell@best.com (Bryant Durrell) Newsgroups: alt.sysadmin.recovery Subject: Re: IAP Nightmare part V Date: 26 May 1995 10:48:34 -0700 Organization: Semiotic Marines, Altoid Squad Lines: 55 Message-ID: www.foad.org /~abby/humor/splash.txt   (276 words)

Sysadmin Humor : Index Simon Burr is a sysadmin in the U.K., whose "Tales from TCP Towers" are much appreciated on alt.sysadmin.recovery. Creedos, oaths, mottos and words to live by from the fine folks at, you guessed it, alt.sysadmin.recovery It is the most moving, most well-written, most PASSIONATE defense of Usenet that I have ever seen. home.xnet.com /~raven/Sysadmin   (246 words)

MS Mail and the Government Newsgroups: alt.sysadmin.recovery From: Abby Franquemont-Guillory Subject: MS Mail Really Does Suck Jerry Leslie wrote: >Chandler Collins (chandler@spss.com) wrote: > > BTW -- I can vouch for the utter hell of MSMail and Exchange > administration.... www.glue.umd.edu /~kpenn/humor/ms/msmail.html   (411 words)

electric minds virtual community directory Concerning the trial, tribulations, annoyances, aggravations, anger, and dreams of revenge of computer network system administrators, alt.sysadmin.recovery reflects the particular culture and fixations of people who keep those networked systems functional. Frustrations with machines aside, this group reserves the lowest level of hell for "lusers" (users). www.abbedon.com /electricminds/html/vcc_dir_sysadmin.html   (145 words)

gmane.mail.pine.general There may be folklore (such as the alt.sysadmin.recovery that you mentioned), but there are multiple folklores. The people who sent things like AW and SV think that they are "translating English into my language". There's also SV which I gather is from some Swedish word. blog.gmane.org /gmane.mail.pine.general?set_skin=leftmenu   (1590 words)

SMTP, nice SMTP From: Simon Burr Newsgroups: alt.sysadmin.recovery Subject: Re: Moo. www.glue.umd.edu /~kpenn/humor/comp/smtp.html   (437 words)

AUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! This part of my homepage is dedicated to resources on the net related to the Usenet newsgroup alt.sysadmin.recovery. If you want details about the purpose of the group, read the FAQ. www.afn.org /~riffer/asr   (256 words)

alt.tech-support.recovery FAQ 1.2.1) alt.sysadmin.recovery--similarities and differences A lot of atsr's style was stolen directly from alt.sysadmin.recovery. Apart from the group name, the general concept, the footnote style and most of the slang, this FAQ was originally based on a severly butchered version of the ASR FAQ. www.chebucto.ns.ca /~af380/atsr-faq.html   (2162 words)

"Sounds like a DEU problem" This page is dedicated to the man who was able to correctly guess the meaning of DEU, a term I used a week or so ago on the Usenet newsgroup alt.sysadmin.recovery. www.afn.org /~riffer/asr/deu.html   (285 words)

The BOFH Newsgroups File The bofh.* (BOFH-net) hierarchy was created by a bunch of BOFHs on alt.sysadmin.recovery. I recommend starting at the bottom of the list and working up, and looking for a feed that's like in the same country as you or something. Use of the group isn't restricted to BOFHs, and it's OK to talk about things other than luser education and quantum bogodynamics in appropriate BOFH-net groups. bofh.taronga.com /bofh.html   (313 words)

Computer Geek & Sysadmin Stories Some time in 1996, the people in alt.sysadmin.recovery started getting annoyed at seeing all their articles in the humor items. ASR (or usually asr) - the newsgroup alt.sysadmin.recovery. www.glue.umd.edu /~kpenn/humor/comp   (157 words)

eye.surgery.explained.txt From rgray@fallschurch.esys.com Fri Jul 9 10:49:30 1999 Path: news.rdc1.tx.home.com!newshub1.home.com!news.home.com!news-peer.gip.net!news-lond.gip.net!news.gsl.net!gip.net!newspeer.clara.net!news.clara.net!newsfeed.nacamar.de!tank.news.pipex.net!pipex!uunet!zur.uu.net!ffx.uu.net!fcserv3.fcd.esys.com!newsadmin@fc From: rgray@fallschurch.esys.com (Rebecca Gray) Newsgroups: alt.sysadmin.recovery Subject: Re: LASIK Date: Fri, 02 Jul 1999 19:54:04 GMT Organization: Raytheon Systems Company, Falls Church Lines: 56 Approved: *purrr* Message-ID: www.resonant.org /text/eye.surgery.explained.txt   (411 words)

system-crash-recovery From: traveler@empire.net (Ned Brickley) Newsgroups: alt.sysadmin.recovery Date: Sun, 26 May 1996 11:18:00 GMT On Fri, 17 May 1996 19:25:59 -0700, Thomas Hack www.netspace.org /~dmacks/pub/comp/system-crash-recovery   (315 words)

Im-a-sysadmin.txt From alt.sysadmin.recovery Fri Dec 1 15:29:04 1995 Path: sunews!sunsite.doc.ic.ac.uk!lyra.csx.cam.ac.uk!warwick!peer-news.britain.eu.net!EU.net!newsfeed.internetmci.com!news.datasync.com!news.datasync.com!not -for-mail From: booda@osh1.datasync.com (Martin H. Booda) Newsgroups: alt.sysadmin.recovery Subject: Re: You've been working too hard when: Followup-To: alt.sysadmin.recovery,alt.fan.monty-python Date: 25 Nov 1995 16:24:36 -0600 Organization: Datasync Internet Message-ID: Martin "I wish to register a complaint about this system" Booda -- Usenet is essentially a HUGE group of people passing notes in class. www.hq.ro /vang/leisure/best-of/comp.humor/Im-a-sysadmin.txt   (295 words)

good-sigs.txt Newsgroups: alt.sysadmin.recovery Organization: Center for Theatrical Physics If this is UI for you, I'm going to stop complaining about my job. Newsgroups: alt.sysadmin.recovery Organization: Not In My Spare Time Understatement of the century: "Hello everybody out there using minix - I'm doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won't be big and professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones" - Linus Torvalds, august 1991. ================================================================================ From: allan stojanovic Newsgroups: alt.sysadmin.recovery [X] Safeguard this e-mail; it is an important historical document [ ] Delete after reading - subversive literature [ ] Ignore and continue what you were doing before reading this ================================================================================ From: mike@cobuild.collins.co.uk (Michael Ashton) Newsgroups: alt.sysadmin.recovery Organization: Cobuild Ltd. A project in lexical computing. www.myths.com /~dpm/good-sigs.txt   (11611 words)

[alt.sysadmin.recovery] Re: Simple religious technology question. From jeffrey+@GS63.SP.CS.CMU.EDU Mon Feb 26 06:51:56 CST 1996 Article: 3938 of alt.humor.best-of-usenet Path: uuneo.neosoft.com!news.uh.edu!swrinde!newsfeed.internetmci.com!in1.uu.net!brighton.openmarket.com!decwrl!tribune.usask.ca!wawota.usask.ca!sht123 From: Jeffrey D Smith Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet Subject: [alt.sysadmin.recovery] Re: Simple religious technology question. www.whyaretheydead.net /dcs/posts/fun/ahbou01.html   (435 words)

father.sysadmin From: jleslie@dmccorp.com (Jerry Leslie) Newsgroups: alt.sysadmin.recovery Stephen Edwards (ja207030@primenet.com) wrote: : jason m. Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet Subject: [alt.sysadmin.recovery] Re: How do you describe your job? Date: 1 Mar 1998 18:37:24 GMT Subject: Re: How do you describe your job? www.utdallas.edu /~asimpson/misc/funny/father.sysadmin   (195 words)

Today's Top quotes Requirements included "3 years experience" with windows '95." -- Peter deFriesse, alt.sysadmin.recovery, 16 January, 1997 "As a computing professional, I believe it would be unethical for me to advise, recommend, or support the use (save possibly for personal amusement) of any product that is or depends on any Microsoft product." -- David H. Wolfskill, in alt.sysadmin.recovery www.jokes2go.com /06/2/q9.html   (277 words)

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