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| | Relevant History: My so-called life |
 | | Tonight are the neighborhood fireworks-- the endless number of cherry bombs, noisemakers, and who knows what else that people have picked up from unlicensed roadside stands, North Carolina, or that guy who was on the Colbert Report. |
 | | Clearly, there are a number of people in the area who believe, as Colbert put it, "It's not a true blue American celebration unless you've got a kilo of gunpowder packed into a paper towel rolled by Chinese factory workers." |
 | | My man Geraldo, who owns the place, left Cuba during the revolution, and provides a level of service that you'd expect from the late 1950s: I was a little freaked out the first time he got out a straight razor to even out the sides, but he's old school, and he knows what he's doing. |
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