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| | Anaconda . Austin Chronicle . 06-20-97 |
 | | Truth be told, Anaconda is a numbingly pedestrian affair, surprising no one (discounting the eight-year-old in front of me who thought the whole thing was "way cool") and really letting down those of us who came expecting a rip-snorting monster movie of epic, serpentine proportions. |
 | | Sarone will have none of that, though, and instead embarks on a suicidal mission to capture the legendary giant anaconda that haunts the riverbed, taking the filmmakers, against their better judgment, along for the ride. |
 | | In the end, natch, and the scene is nicely shot, to boot, but that can't save the bloated Anaconda from chasing its tail for a good 90 minutes before the bad guys get regurgitated. |
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