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| | Animal Planet Reality Show To Put Bear, Antelope, Hawk, Cheetah In Same House | The Onion - America's Finest News Source |
 | | Animal Planet Reality Show To Put Bear, Antelope, Hawk, Cheetah In Same House |
 | | LOS ANGELESCable network Animal Planet announced its most ambitious foray into reality-TV programming yet Monday with The Zoo, a weekly, hourlong show in which members of a diverse, all-animal cast square off in a single 3,200-square-foot home in the San Fernando Valley. |
 | | Animal Planet sources say the house, which is equipped with the latest in modern convenience, including a hot tub, a flat-screen TV, and a pool table, quickly fills with feces during the premiere episode. |
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