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 | | All assassins had a full-length mirror in their rooms, because it would be a terrible insult to someone to kill them when you were badly dressed. |
 | | Anatomy was an important study at the Alchemists' Guild, owing to the ancient theory that the human body represented a microcosm of the universe, although when you saw one opened up it was hard to imagine which part of the universe was small and purple and went blomp-blomp when you prodded it. |
 | | The hotel owners had just left, after going through the "dis is der window, it really opens, dis is der pump, you get water out of it wit der handle here, dis is me waiting for some money" routine. |
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