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| | lies.com » Aliens Are (Not) Among Us |
 | | These sad bored UFOers, their faces blank, their land-locked figures full-sail with heartland obesity, their eyes shining with their earth-centric, mundane, child’s fantasy of a populated universe–the spatial, secular version of the religious, temporal dream of a populated eternity–these people are easy to laugh at, and therefore easy to accommodate. |
 | | Arktos says to you, “yeah, i wanted to write, ‘dear guy, sorry for not believing the same things you do, i’m clearly stupid, and also i’m sorry for being fat and living in ohio’” |
 | | Arktos says to you, “i understand that people are bad about the ufo thing, but like, that guy is an ass” |
| www.lies.com /wp/2005/02/24/aliens-are-not-among-us (2033 words) |
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