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	Sad Geezers Guide to Red Dwarf - Arnold Judas Rimmer Biography (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-25)
		Rimmer is a Hologram played marvellously by Chris Barrie and is the character in the series that everyone loves to hate.
		Kryten once described Rimmer as, "having held a position (on Red Dwarf) of little or no importance, he was a lowly grease monkey… a zero… a nothing… a piece of sputum floating in the toilet bowl of life.
		Rimmer tries to use this as a reason not to let Lister in when there is a chance he might be a Psiren.
	www.sadgeezer.com /RedDwarf/rimmer.htm (2323 words)

	Arnold J. Rimmer BSc SSc.
		Rimmer's father was a bit mad (I don't think he had one screw fully tightened), when Rimmer and his brothers were young he bought a traction machine so that he could stretch them, every morning he would measure his sons to see if they had grown overnight.
		The reason Rimmer fails all his exams is that he spends so much time in the run-up to his exams devising a revision chart, complete with symbols for rest periods, cram periods and so forth, that by the time he is finished making the chart it is nearly time to take the exam.
		Rimmer also managed to wipe out the entire population a planet where wax driods are fighting each other, in an attempt to stop the deranged menace that once threatened this world, this doesn't happen til Lister swallows Rimmer's light-bee and goes back to Red Dwarf for a vindaloo.
	www.reddwarf.nildram.co.uk /rimmer_fr.htm (1324 words)

	British Sitcom Guide - Red Dwarf - Characters (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-25)
		Rimmer was a complete and total failure in life and death.
		Rimmer's unpopularity is down to the simple fact that he's a total Smeghead.
		He has described Rimmer as "astoundingly zealous, possibly mad and probably has more teeth than brain cells", Rimmer likewise thinks his captain is small minded petty thinking modo but still respects him and sucks up to him (this is despite the fact his family crest is made up of two cream buns and a profiterole).
	www.british-sitcom.co.uk /red_dwarf/characters.shtml (1649 words)

	Better Than life - Episode Guide (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-25)
		Rimmer refuses as he is sure Lister won't turn him back on again, Lister decides to take the Chefs exam in an attempt to outrank Rimmer, so he can order him to hand over Kochanski's disc.
		Rimmer tries 'everything' he can to persuade Lister to stop his attempt to become a officer and when Rimmer tries everything he uses both his brain and someone else's body in a truly strange way.
		Encountering the last surviving simulant, Rimmer escapes in a seeding escape pod but is drawn into a space vortex and has to spend 600 years on a planet surrounded by his own backstabbing clones.
	www.freewebtown.com /btl/episode.htm (4299 words)

	Better Than Life - Bigger and Better
		Rimmer and Lister are trying to adjust to life in prison given that they are in the worst area you could possibly get.
		Rimmer goes through the doorway first but the machine malfunctions and he is stuck there until the others can fix it.
		Rimmer finds the formula for the opposite substance and goes back to his reality, but he learns that the ship is rapidly breaking apart and the others are nowhere to be found.
	www.freewebs.com /rdbtl/new/episodes.htm (5815 words)

	Me^2- Series I
		[to RIMMER] Bye bye, [to RIMMER #2] bye bye, [to RIMMER] Rimmer, [to RIMMER #2] Rimmer.
		RIMMER is directing the scutters in painting the walls.] RIMMER: [to the scutters] That's it.
		LISTER is standing at the door, trying to listen to the Rimmers.] RIMMER: [from his quarters] That is the straw that broke the dromedary, that is. You're finished, Rimmer.
	reddwarf.i8.com /me2.html (3712 words)

	Arnold J Rimmer (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-25)
		Arnold Judas Rimmer started life as a tragic smeghead and ended up dead: as a tragic smeghead hologram.
		The problem for the surviving members is Rimmer's personality has stayed exactly the same - he was, and is, a petty-minded, jumped-up, anal-retentive megalomaniac with delusions of competence.
		He knows he's at the bottom of the metaphorical slime-bucket, and even when he has the opportunity to remedy his sexual inexperience and have sex twice a day with a beautiful female hologram, events conspire against him.
	web.ukonline.co.uk /reddwarfworld/arnold_rimer.htm (240 words)

	TWILIGHT ZONE OF RED DWARF
		Rimmer wakes up in the quarentine unite and demands to know where he is and what happened.
		Rimmer is alone in Starbug, transmitting information from a derelect ship to Lister, Cat and Kryten who are walking into the S.S. Esperanto.
		Rimmer flees the room and the camera pans down to the foot of the stairs where Rod Serling is watching Rimmer disappear upstairs.
	www.angelfire.com /wa/fanflicyberbat/zone.html (2148 words)

	RedDwarf (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-25)
		It all started when 2nd Technician Arnold J Rimmer carried out some faulty work on a drive plate on board the JMC (Jupiter Mining Corp) vessel RedDwarf, subjecting the entire crew (including himself) to a lethal dose of Cadmium2.
		There were in fact 169 members of the RedDwarf crew and Arnold Rimmer ranked 168, it is said that he whiled away his free evenings sowing name labels into his pristine condition ship issue condoms and reading such classic literiture as "How to pick up women by hypnosis".
		Arnold Rimmer has been described as many things, from sniveling coward to abject coward...
	www.users.globalnet.co.uk /~ssbatsan/RedDwarf.htm (1151 words)

	Ganymede & Titan: Me²: Scene Summary
		Rimmer is preparing to move out, and Lister is packing his possessions.
		Rimmer had been invited to the captain's table, where the starter was a Spanish soup, which is meant to be served cold.
		Rimmer was not aware of this, and sent his back to be heated, much to the amusement of the officers.
	www.ganymede-titan.info /episodes/me2/summary.php (753 words)

	Red Dwarf Germany - Episode Guide
		Echoes of the future start to occur and the crew begin to see images of their future selves leading to some truly strange situations and the worse case of deja-vu in the whole of history or should that be future.
		The mutated pneumonia causes Rimmer to witness fish rain in Lister's quarters and the spontaneously combusting of the Mayor of Warsaw as well as the creation of two truely weird people: personifications of Lister's confidence and his paranoia.
		Rimmer is invited to dinner with the Captain and to make the evening go with a swing douses himself with the "Sexual Magnetism Virus" making himself irresistible to the female crew.
	de.geocities.com /rimmerworld2003/epguide.html (5118 words)

	Rimmer's page
		Rimmer is widely referred to as a smeghead.
		Later on in the series we meet Ace Rimmer, his tough, handsome, suave alter ego.
		Rimmer telling himself off after bunking with a copy of himself for a day in the episode Me2 (44K)
	www.euronet.nl /users/muller/RedDwarf/Rimmer.htm (419 words)

	Fully Ramblomatic.com - Essays
		Are we talking about the same guy?" Well yes, we are talking about the same guy (unless there's some other Arnold J. Rimmer I don't know about, which seems unlikely, as he'll have changed his name long ago to end the jokes), and yes, it would kick arse to be him.
		RIMMER: Well, I was hit in the face with a nuclear explosion.
		But people who like Rimmer tend to be emotional, thoughtful and extremely worthy of beautiful members of the opposite sex offering their bodies to them.
	www.fullyramblomatic.com /essays/rimmer.htm (914 words)

	RED DWARF - ARNOLD RIMMER
		Rimmer equates being a hologram to, "Like being on holiday with a group of Germans." Kryten once described Rimmer as, "having held a position (on Red Dwarf) of little or no importance, he was a lowly grease monkey a zero a nothing a piece of sputum floating in the toilet bowl of life.
		Unmanageable hair and in growing toenails." One of Rimmer’s famous catch phrases is "lickety-split!" Although a fervent family man, his favourite book is ‘How to Pick Up Girls Through Hypnosis’ and he was the proud owner of a punctured blow up doll called Rachel (which he couldn’t use since holograms cannot touch or feel anything).
		That was the end of my career." Arnold Rimmer has an alter-ego called ‘Ace’.
	www.freewebs.com /istclan1/RIMMER.HTM (1251 words)

	HACK-MAN RED DWARF GUIDE
		Rimmer decides to cheat, by having a mind patch, with 2 of the most intelligent people in Red Dwarf's hologram store and he becomes very intelligent, but a total pain in the arse!.
		Rimmer tries to blame his family for the fact that he is a slimy, despicable, rat-hearted green discharge of a man. A mad failed ex- military father, a bitch queen of a mother and brothers with all the brains and the looks.
		Rimmer thinks they are trying to shame him into going outside to face the USO and his hoards of Rimmer mind demons.
	www.hack-man.com /Television/reddwarf.html (10777 words)

	Kunoichi's Red Dwarf Page - Rimmer
		He died in the radiation leak that killed off the rest of the crew of Red Dwarf, and was brought back by Holly, the ship's computer, to help keep Lister sane.
		Rimmer and Lister were not exactly the best of friends.
		Apart from all this, Rimmer actually has the potential to become the most liked, the coolest, the smartest, the most skilled and the sexiest guy in all the known (and unknown) multiverses.
	www.thekeep.org /~kunoichi/kunoichi/red_dwarf/rimmer.html (275 words)

	Red Dwarf - What a Show!
		Along with him is a hologram of one of the dead crew (Arnold J. Rimmer)...
		His superior, the then dead, hologrammatic Second Technician Arnold J Rimmer, was a burocratic, small minded individual who continued to try to make Lister work by hiding his ciragettes.
		Lister's pregnant cat, Frankenstein, had been safely sealed in the hold when the radiation killed off everyone on board, so the cat and her kittens were safe.
	www.thekeep.org /~kunoichi/kunoichi/themestream/red_dwarf.html (1637 words)

	Scifilm -- TV Files, Red Dwarf: "The End"
		Three million years later, Lister is awakened from stasis to find himself the sole remaining living member of a crew killed by a radiation leak, caused by the faulty work of one technician first class Arnold J. Rimmer.
		Soon Lister discovers to his great misfortune, the computer Holly has chosen one of his crew mates to keep him company—yes it's the one and only Arnold J. Rimmer, a man Lister has never ever gotten along with.
		The episode succeeds well in establishing the characters of Dave Lister, Arnold J. Rimmer and The Cat and that's all it was really intended to do at this point.
	www.scifilm.org /tv/reddwarf/reddwarf1-1.html (402 words)

	Arnold J. Rimmer Fanlisting (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-25)
		You must be a fan of Arnold J. Rimmer.
		You don't have to have a website to join, but if you do please place the code or a text link on your site soon after joining.
		Once your read the rules and agree to them please join and show others you are a proud fan of Arnold J. Rimmer.
	www.javascrypt.com /spike-o-rama/arnoldjrimmer/index.php?rules (104 words)

	Red Dwarf season 2
		- the outcome of which was a proposal by the aforementioned Lister to the aforementioned Rimmer to cook him breakfast.
		Having consumed this repast, second technician Rimmer, Arnold J., experienced what can only be described as a voyage to trip-out city.
		He was totally naked except for a pair of mock-leather driving gloves and some blue swimming goggles.
	tvsothertenpercent.tripod.com /reddwarf/stasis.html (1149 words)

	Message Forum: Re: Favourite lines from Red Dwarf
		Rimmer: Well, Listy, considering what's in store for your jacksie, a couple hundred volts shouldn't be too bad!
		Rimmer: It's full of people so mad, so mentally ill and unstable that they couldn't get elected President of the United States!
		Rimmer: Lister, open a channel to that thing.
	www.rinkworks.com /rinkforum/view.cgi?post=49662 (816 words)

	Linz's RD Page
		PAST RIMMER: I may as well tell you right away, I know what you are.
		RIMMER stares at him incredulously, unsure of what he is seeing.
		RIMMER is directing the scutters in painting the walls.
	my.cybersoup.com /linz/next3.html (8289 words)

	Arnold J. Rimmer quiz -- free game
		Rimmer found out through his hypnotherapist, Donald, that he had been what person in a past life?
		When Lister is about to burn Rimmer's books, Rimmer is extolling the virtues of all books- until Lister pulls one out that clearly falls outside of this category.
		Rimmer finally meets aliens who can give him a new body- what's their name?
	www.funtrivia.com /playquiz.cfm?qid=96352&origin= (200 words)

	Ganymede & Titan: The Penguin TV Companion
		While the deadpan Holly (seen only as a face on a TV screen) was a bit of a practical joker (for a computer), the overzealous Rimmer was devoid of humour and was the exact opposite of Lister in every way.
		Desperately ambitious, Rimmer, sadly, was also a coward and unfailingly inept (it had been his error that led to the fatal radiation leak).
		This is a bit unfair to pick up on, since Grant Naylor don't seem to care either, but in the first series, Lister and Rimmer hail from the 21st century.
	www.ganymede-titan.info /books/penguin.php (700 words)

	Me Squared
		The only survivors are Dave Lister, who was in suspended animation during the disaster and his pregnant cat, who was safely sealed in the hold.
		Revived three million years later, Lister's only companions are; a life form who evolved from his cat, and Arnold Rimmer, a hologram simulation of one of the dead crew.
		January the 1st: I have decided to keep a journal of my thoughts and deeds over the coming year, a daily chart of my progress through the echelons of command, so that perhaps one day, other aspiring officers may seek enlightenment through these pages.
	website.lineone.net /~stephen.wray/reddwarf/scripts/1_6_me_squared.html (2374 words)

	"Red Dwarf" (1988) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-25)
		The Cat: Like when they grow up and leave home.
		Rimmer: What color is it supposed to turn?
		Lister: Blue for not pregnant, which is the color it's gonna turn.
	us.imdb.com /Title?0094535 (415 words)

	SpielbergFilms.com Forum - View Profile: Arnold J Rimmer
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	www.spielbergfilms.com /forum/member.php?u=1094 (52 words)

	The Gazpacho Soup Collection II (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-25)
		Tha Captain, astonished, did as he was bid while Rimmer, triumphant, scarce kept his pride hid.
		He yet did not know but soon would realize: His career was destroyed, and his utter undoing was owed to cold soup that was forced to hot stewing.
		One day Rimmer`s hologram was off in Space So Pinky took the chance to escape that waste For two hundred years they flew and flew But getting rid of that Smeghead they just couldn`t do
	members.aol.com /holly5120/gazpacho2.html (3407 words)

	IT WAS ME -- JMC Bulletin Board
		Subject: IT WAS ME In reply to: Arnold J. Rimmer 's message, "Mutiny" on 01:44:10 03/02/99 Tue
		Re: IT WAS ME -- Arnold J. Rimmer, 03:32:38 03/02/99 Tue
		Re: IT WAS ME -- Arnold J. Rimmer, 03:32:45 03/02/99 Tue
	www.voy.com /171/30.html (92 words)

	Full Name : Arnold Judas Rimmer (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-25)
		Refers to mother as a Bitch queen from hell; father used to put Rimmer and his brothers on a rack to make them tall enough to enter the Space Corps Academy.
		Alter Egos : William Doyle (half brother of Sebastian), Ace Rimmer (what a guy), Dangerous Dan McGrew.
		Ambitions : To get a body, to get back to Earth, and to find a woman who doesn’t want to vomit over him in disgust.
	www.welsh-nutter.co.uk /red/rimmer.htm (263 words)

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