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	Arnold J. Rimmer BSc SSc.
		Rimmer's father was a bit mad (I don't think he had one screw fully tightened), when Rimmer and his brothers were young he bought a traction machine so that he could stretch them, every morning he would measure his sons to see if they had grown overnight.
		The reason Rimmer fails all his exams is that he spends so much time in the run-up to his exams devising a revision chart, complete with symbols for rest periods, cram periods and so forth, that by the time he is finished making the chart it is nearly time to take the exam.
		Rimmer also managed to wipe out the entire population a planet where wax driods are fighting each other, in an attempt to stop the deranged menace that once threatened this world, this doesn't happen til Lister swallows Rimmer's light-bee and goes back to Red Dwarf for a vindaloo.
	www.reddwarf.nildram.co.uk /rimmer_fr.htm (1324 words)

	Arnold J. Rimmer BSc SSc.
		Rimmer's father was a bit mad (I don't think he had one screw fully tightened), when Rimmer and his brothers were young he bought a traction machine so that he could stretch them, every morning he would measure his sons to see if they had grown overnight.
		Rimmer as he has no friends (exept Rachel (but she has a puncture)) spends most of his free time bothing ie.
		Rimmer also managed to wipe out the entire population a planet where wax driods are fighting each other, in an attempt to stop the deranged menace that once threatened this world, this doesn't happen til Lister swallows Rimmer's light-bee and goes back to Red Dwarf for a vindaloo.
	homepages.nildram.co.uk /~polymorp/rimmer_fr.htm (1324 words)

	British Sitcom Guide - Red Dwarf - Characters
		Rimmer was a complete and total failure in life and death.
		Rimmer's unpopularity is down to the simple fact that he's a total Smeghead.
		He has described Rimmer as "astoundingly zealous, possibly mad and probably has more teeth than brain cells", Rimmer likewise thinks his captain is small minded petty thinking modo but still respects him and sucks up to him (this is despite the fact his family crest is made up of two cream buns and a profiterole).
	www.sitcom.co.uk /red_dwarf/characters.shtml (1649 words)

	Arnold Rimmer@Everything2.com
		Arnold Rimmer is one of the main characters in the british television comedy series, Red Dwarf, and is refered to as 'Rimmer' throughout the series.
		Arnold Rimmer takes very sourly to this version of himself when he appears, and displays it so, presumably out of jealously, because in comparison, he's a nothing.
		Rimmer has been graced with the 'honour' of being a hologram, since Holly, the ship computer (holding a questionable IQ of 6000), considers him the best person to keep Lister sane, since Lister is (presumed) to be the last human alive.
	www.everything2.com /index.pl?node_id=632409 (1324 words)

	Name: Arnold Judas Rimmer
		Rimmer is saved from this fate by Kryten, who presents a case that proves beyond all doubt that there is no way in hell anyone with an ounce of sense would put Rimmer in charge of anything important, much less the safety of the ship.
		Rimmer finally realises his destiny (or so he thinks), when transporting to a world where wax-droids fight a war against one another, he takes over the leadership of those deemed "the forces of good", and leads them into battle.
		Rimmer does from to time to time dose shows spark of decency and courage in him when, the most famous one is when faced with the prospect of fighting their future selves in a battle for Starbug, and hopelessly outclassed by the latter, he declares that they should fight.
	www.geocities.com /northstarb5/rimmer.html (3051 words)

	Rimmer - DwarfWiki (Site not responding. Last check: )
		Arnold Judas Rimmer B.S.C., S.S.C. (Bronze Swimming Certificate, Silver Swimming Certificate), is a Second Technician onboard Red Dwarf (but a First Technician in the book universe) and leader of the Z-Shift maintenance group, whose primary duties revolved around cleaning chicken soup machine nozzles and making sure that vending machines were adequately stocked.
		Rimmer's nickname at school was Bonehead, but he insists he had another - 'Ace'.
		Rimmer enjoys bossing Lister and Kryten around because he considers himself their superior and has always been unable to do so with others.
	wiki.ganymede.tv /index.php?title=Rimmer (383 words)

	Arnold Rimmer at AllExperts
		Rimmer died in the radiation leak which wiped out the entire crew of Red Dwarf, with the exception of Lister, who was in stasis at the time, and his pregnant cat, Frankenstein who was safe in the ships hold.
		Rimmer's massive ego had simply assumed that all of his actions were of the utmost cosmic importance, and thus that he was directly responsible for their deaths.
		Thus, Rimmer is taken captive by a band of weirdos in fl robes with red eyes (his "inner demons"), who plan to sacrifice him to the monstrous incarnation of his Self-Loathing, prompting the other crewmembers to come and rescue him.
	en.allexperts.com /e/a/ar/arnold_rimmer.htm (2836 words)

	Sad Geezers Guide to Red Dwarf - Arnold Judas Rimmer Biography
		Rimmer is a Hologram played marvellously by Chris Barrie and is the character in the series that everyone loves to hate.
		Kryten once described Rimmer as, "having held a position (on Red Dwarf) of little or no importance, he was a lowly grease monkey… a zero… a nothing… a piece of sputum floating in the toilet bowl of life.
		Rimmer tries to use this as a reason not to let Lister in when there is a chance he might be a Psiren.
	www.sadgeezer.com /RedDwarf/rimmer.htm (2323 words)

	TV ACRES: Computers > Generated-Beings > Chris Barrie as Hologram Arnold Rimmer (Red Dwarf)
		Arnold Judas Rimmer (Chris Barrie) used to work on board a mining ship called Red Dwarf as 2nd technician but then a radiation leak killed Rimmer and all the crew.
		Rimmer hoped to move up the ranks but his performance reviews were awful.
		Ace (what Arnold could have become in a parallel universe) looked exactly like Rimmer (Minus the H on his forehead) but Ace was actually competent and trustworthy.
	www.tvacres.com /computers_beings_arnold.htm (679 words)

	Red Dwarf/Ace Rimmer - The TV IV
		Arnold Rimmer can't stand Ace, because Ace Rimmer is a parallel universe version of himself.
		Ace is/was a test pilot for the Space Corps, and Arnold is a second technician unable to pass his astro-navigation exam, despite having taken the exam at least 13 times.
		In the episode Stoke Me a Clipper Ace confides to Rimmer that he is not the same Ace Rimmer that they first met in Dimension Jump; and that Ace Rimmer was not the first either.
	tviv.org /Red_Dwarf/Ace_Rimmer (294 words)

	BBC - Comedy - Red Dwarf
		He is doomed to drift in space for the rest of eternity with only two companions: the hologram of his former crewmate, Rimmer, and a creature called Cat who has evolved from a pet he smuggled on board.
		There was a change of direction for series VII, with the departure of Rob Grant, only two episodes featuring Rimmer, and the introduction of Kristine Kochanski as a regular character.
		Rimmer returned full time for series VIII, and the entire crew of Red Dwarf were rebuilt by nanobots.
	www.bbc.co.uk /comedy/reddwarf (434 words)

	Remembering Rimmer
		Rimmer's entire attitude ever since has been coloured by his childhood - one which ended at the age of 12 when he divorced himself from his parents.
		While the aggravated relationship between Rimmer and Lister starts approximately where it left off - for Rimmer, at least - their confinement to prison is, in many ways, a zillion miles from their situation in previous series.
		Rimmer, after all, is the starting point for an infinite number of Aces - thousands of whom went on to become inter-dimensional heroes.
	www.reddwarf.co.uk /deck05/down_time/remembering_rimmer.html (1445 words)

	Ace Rimmer
		History: Arnold Judas Rimmer is probably the sorriest excuse for a human being alive...except of course that he's not.
		Rimmer learned that Ace Rimmer was dying and not the same Ace Rimmer he met last.
		The last we saw of Arnold Rimmer was him departing Starbug as Ace.
	www.internationalhero.co.uk /a/acerimmr.htm (738 words)

	Arnold Rimmer, King of Risk \| Risk \| BoardGameGeek
		RIMMER: So a six and a three and he came back with a three and a two.
		RIMMER: I threw a five and a two.
		Rimmer last seen running a Sports Centre and Lister is a Cab driver in Coronation street after getting off a rape rap and playing with war robots.
	www.boardgamegeek.com /article/569113 (501 words)

	totse.com \| Arnold Rimmer's trial (Red Dwarf IV) (Site not responding. Last check: )
		Rimmer's trial scene, from the Red Dwarf IV episode "Justice.
		Kryten is acting as Rimmer's defence attorney, and the judge is a
		Arnold "Judas" Rimmer, the guilt it detected attaches to no crime.
	www.totse.com /en/ego/science_fiction/rimmer.html (566 words)

	Arnold Rimmer
		Arnold Rimmer is an obnoxious hologramatic character in the UK science fiction comedy series Red Dwarf.
		He also has an alternate universe counterpart, Ace Rimmer who is a dashing, babe-magnet stud-muffin nonchalant hero -- the exact opposite.
		Ace Rimmer's total personality difference to Arnold Rimmer boils down to being kept back a year in school.
	www.teachersparadise.com /ency/en/wikipedia/a/ar/arnold_rimmer.html (149 words)

	The Mr. Smeghead Image Shrine: Vital Statistics
		Arnold's fantasy begins when he pioneers technology that allows him to become human again, which simultaneously allows him to be whole and be the richest man in the world.
		Arnold is only aware of two real-life figures when his dream beings: his father (now his chauffeur), and his brother Frank, who simply hangs around to be shown up by Arnold.
		Rimmer ends up in the body of Trixie LaBouche, a hooker in a story he read once, and is forced by other fictional characters to prostitute her body.
	www.ficklefangirl.com /mrsmeghead/stats.html (1437 words)

	Red Dwarf/Arnold J. Rimmer - The TV IV
		Rimmer keeps a Risk campaign notebook, so he can replay his "moments of glory" over a glass of brandy in the sleeping quarters.
		Rimmer was once a member of the Samaritans (for one day).
		Up until season 5, the only woman Rimmer had ever made love to was Yvonne McGruder (she had been hit on the head with a winch).
	tviv.org /Red_Dwarf/Arnold_J._Rimmer (563 words)

	Covalent Bonding: Chapter Nine by Princess Lauren
		Rimmer took Ace in to meet Merril, who was sleepy, complacent and perfectly happy to be cooed over by the Commander, who set aside his macho image for this moment.
		Arnold was sitting by the centre console, gazing out of the front viewport into the flness of space that drifted by like a lazy summer's day.
		Ace and Arnold spent four hours in the AR unit: what Arnold learned in there pushed his mind even closer to the correct path, to the mindset he needed if he was to become the next Ace, and Ace knew this and encouraged it.
	www50.brinkster.com /princesslauren/rd_files/CB09.htm (2385 words)

	Arnold Rimmer - Tongue Tied
		Arnold was born on Io in 2149, the youngest of four boys.
		Since the elder Rimmer was under regulation height, which prevented him to join the Corps, he stretched his sons on a rack to ensure they would be tall enough.
		Arnold earned both a Bronze Swimming Certificate and a Silver Swimming Certificate.He is very proud of these certificates often tagging them on to the end of his name (Arnold.J.Rimmer BSC,SSC)although despite this he is unable to swim.
	reddwarf.wikia.com /wiki/Arnold_Rimmer (1011 words)

	British Sitcom Guide - Red Dwarf - Characters (Site not responding. Last check: )
		Rimmer was a complete and total failure in life and death.
		Rimmer's unpopularity is down to the simple fact that he's a total Smeghead.
		He has described Rimmer as "astoundingly zealous, possibly mad and probably has more teeth than brain cells", Rimmer likewise thinks his captain is small minded petty thinking modo but still respects him and sucks up to him (this is despite the fact his family crest is made up of two cream buns and a profiterole).
	www.british-sitcom.co.uk /red_dwarf/characters.shtml (1649 words)

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		Rimmer was a Second Techinition aboard Red Dwarf, he had to work alongside Lister.
		Rimmer through out the first series moaned about being dead but he grew.
		He met his auto-ego Ace Rimmer in series 4 where he discovered what he could have become if he turned out differently.
	members.lycos.co.uk /jamesspage/rimmer.html (249 words)

	Arnold Rimmer and the exam timetable - Cardiff University (Site not responding. Last check: )
		Rimmer found the process of revising so gruellingly unpleasant, so galling, so noxious, that, like most people faced with tasks they find hateful, he devised more and more elaborate ways of not doing it in a "doing it" kind of way.
		In fact, it was now possible for Rimmer to revise solidly for three months and learn nothing at all.
		To prepare for an unrelenting twenty-four hours a day sleep-free schedule, Rimmer would spend the whole of the first remaining day in bed - to be extra, ultra fresh, so he would be able to squeeze three whole months of revision into four short days.
	www.cardiff.ac.uk /schoolsanddivisions/divisions/stude/cllng/groups/study/notes/page20171.html (729 words)

	Talkie Toaster - Mrs Rimmer
		In retrospect, putting Arnold in a dress and make-up in front of his classmates might have given them a small window of opportunity to make fun.
		When Arnold was 14 he divorced himself from his parents.
		It was a mercy not to have in the house a child whose main hobby was indexing the house bricks.
	www.reddwarf.co.uk /deck03/toaster/mrsrimmer/interview.html (1080 words)

	ACE RIMMER PART 1
		Rimmer was smiling as he opened a portal to leave the universe he had spent his whole life and his whole death, so far, in.
		Rimmer's computer had told him that the others would never find out that it had been Rimmer who had created the link-way, and that they probably wouldn't guess it either.
		Rimmer thought about those words, and remembered that they had been the marketing slogan for the manufacturer of the software, which lay beneath Holly and most other Ship's computers.
	www.angelfire.com /wa/fanflicyberbat/ace1.html (2388 words)

	Rimmer
		The problem for the surviving members is Rimmer's personality has stayed exactly the same - he was, and is, a petty-minded, jumped-up, anal-retentive megalomaniac with delusions of competence.
		Rimmer gives you a reason to hate the others, because they are so horrible to him.
		I think they feel sorry for me." Fortunately for him, the similarities between Barrie and Rimmer, despite a remarkable physical resemblance, are minimal: "Rimmer is a dreamer, but he is brought down to earth in every episode and realises that he is a complete smeghead.
	www.fortunecity.com /bally/skull/194/arnold_rimmer.htm (799 words)

	RED DWARF - ARNOLD RIMMER
		Rimmer equates being a hologram to, "Like being on holiday with a group of Germans." Kryten once described Rimmer as, "having held a position (on Red Dwarf) of little or no importance, he was a lowly grease monkey a zero a nothing a piece of sputum floating in the toilet bowl of life.
		Unmanageable hair and in growing toenails." One of Rimmer’s famous catch phrases is "lickety-split!" Although a fervent family man, his favourite book is ‘How to Pick Up Girls Through Hypnosis’ and he was the proud owner of a punctured blow up doll called Rachel (which he couldn’t use since holograms cannot touch or feel anything).
		That was the end of my career." Arnold Rimmer has an alter-ego called ‘Ace’.
	www.freewebs.com /istclan1/RIMMER.HTM (1251 words)

	Advent Calendar by Princess Lauren
		Rimmer huffed back into the sleeping quarters, a pair of plastic antlers perched ridiculously on his brown curls, and was greeted with a round of laughter from Lister, who was playing cards at the table.
		Rimmer banged his head on the table for a full five minutes as Lister expounded the delights of opening fiddly little cardboard doors to prise out tiny chocolates, then hung the calendar defiantly up on the refrigerator, ignoring the noise Rimmer's head was making.
		When Rimmer finally pulled away a long time later, some part of his mind vaguely reminding him they were in public, their return to reality was greeted by a round of applause.
	www50.brinkster.com /princesslauren/rd_files/advent.htm (5150 words)

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