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 | | A couple of minutes later, Ari heard a tapping on his window. |
 | | “I just thought you’d like to know,” God said through the bulletproof glass, “that your old pal Rummy died from an overdose of artificial sweetener.” Upon hearing this, Ari grinned. |
 | | After waiting fifteen minutes in line, all the while gagging on artificially buttered popcorn fumes, our turn came at the counter. |
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