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 | | The successful applicants must be able to consume god like consumptions of beer and sleep with various females in continuous orgy like ceremonies (only interrupted by the occasional play of cricket) all the while maintaining a healthy married relationship and denying various pregnancies across the globe. |
 | | Australian Cricket players are versatile, in which their battles of conquest can wither be laid out over a bloody battle of a single day, or the mind wrenching painful agony of a test Series, where several week long encounters are strung together over several months. |
 | | Adam Gilchrist, as do most of the Australian Cricket Team, failed to answer that last question, and were thrown into the depths of ridicule by the English tabloid. |
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