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	Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-03)
		Yes, it is the end of summer when studios dump their cinematic excrement onto the unsuspecting public, but this was an especially bad week that yield this piece of junk and Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid.
		Baby Geniuses was bad enough to be offensive, and one can argue that people actually lose brain cells by watching it.
		Kahuna, a legendary baby, well, more of a toddler, is fighting against Bill Biscane (Jon Voight, The Manchurian Candidate, Holes), who wants to use television ton control the minds of babies everywhere.
	www.haro-online.com /movies/superbabies.html (560 words)

	Baby Geniuses - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Baby Geniuses is a 1999 action/comedy directed by Bob Clark, rated PG for crude humor and mild expletives and violence.
		It was critically panned; it was ranked by leading film critic Roger Ebert as one of his most hated movies.
		It was followed by a sequel, SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2, in 2004.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Baby_Geniuses (216 words)

	BABY GENIUSES movie review (with photos and clips where possible)
		Not only are the poor kids in Baby Geniuses digitally manipulated to move and speak in unnatural ways, they are cast in a story that makes less sense than the fleeting seconds of actual baby talk allowed on screen.
		The plot, for lack of a better word, is based on the notion that babies are born with total comprehension of the secrets of creation, which they lose when they learn to speak.
		One of the babies is the twin of a boy adopted by a good scientist (Peter MacNicol) who is trying to do the same thing.
	www.rochestergoesout.com /mov/b/babyge.html (389 words)

	Baby Geniuses — Infoplease.com
		Description: All babies are born knowing the "secrets of the universe" and with the ability to speak with each other.
		But when babies reach two years old and begin to speak our language in full sentences, they "cross over"-- forgetting their secret language and becoming "one of us." In BABY GENIUSES, Dr. Elena Kinder is an intelligent, scheming and wildly ambitious woman.
		Sly organizes the babies in the outside world to invade the secret lab in order to free the baby geniuses and bring down Dr. Kinder's evil empire.
	www.infoplease.com /movies/18487 (255 words)

	SPLICEDwire: "Baby Geniuses" review
		Exactly what she plans to do with these baby geniuses when she figures out how they tick isn't quite clear, except that she wants to make a mint selling her sterile, industrial-military child-rearing techniques.
		The plot revolves around twin babies Sly and Whit, one of whom is being raised in the lab (but escapes, of course) while the other grows up in the "normal" environment of an over-run day-care center operated by Turner's unsuspecting, well-adjusted niece and her child psychologist husband (Kim Catrall and Peter MacNicol).
		An embarrassment from start to finish "Baby Geniuses" is little more than a predictable progression of under-rehearsed and unoriginal, idiotic stock scenes age-adjusted for the baby theme, and the writing couldn't be sloppier.
	www.splicedonline.com /99reviews/babygeniuses.html (488 words)

	Baby Geniuses (1999) - MovieWeb
		Certain children are born geniuses - prodigies born with the wisdom of the ages, passed down from generation to generation, genetically imprinted on their DNA.
		The downside to the discovery is that at about the age of two, when they begin to speak our language in complete sentences, these kids lose their extraordinary intelligence as they "cross over" and begin to communicate with adults.
		A two-year old baby, appropriately named Sly, has escaped from her secret lab and is dangerously close to blowing the whistle on Dr. Kinder's unethical methods of research and her plans for world domination.
	movieweb.com /movies/film.php?1311 (301 words)

	The BigScreen Cinema Guide: Reader Reviews - Baby Geniuses
		Baby Geniuses is sure to be nominated for several Razzies and will undoubtedly grace many a Worst of 1999 List come year’s end.
		It involves a ridiculous theory that babies can talk to each other in a language of their own and they hold the knowledge to the secrets to the universe.
		Baby Geniuses is a knock off try-to-be of the "Look Who's Talking" films and it failsmiserably.
	www.bigscreen.com /ReaderReview.php?movie=BabyGeniuses (733 words)

	Baby Geniuses (1999)
		Mistaken for Whit, Sly is taken back to his uncle, where he rallies the other foster babies into a super commando rescue squad to invade the secret lab in an effort to squash Dr. Kinder's evil plot.
		The babies are made to "speak" through some nice digital manipulation, and it's often very believable; 2) We get to see pathetic celebrity brother Jim "God, I Wish I Were Tom!" Hanks in an amazing performance as a goon.
		Obviously all of the babies' voices were dubbed, so these sound a bit artificial but decently clear.
	www.dvdmg.com /babygeniuses.shtml (1985 words)

	"Baby Geniuses" / a review from Christian Spotlight on the Movies
		ll babies are born with the knowledge of the secrets of the universe and the ability to speak with each other.
		Sly organizes the babies in the outside world to invade the secret lab in order to free the baby geniuses and bring down Dr. Kinder's evil empire once and for all.
		Generally, I think everyone who likes babies will think this movie is cute, and all the kids that were in the theater when I saw it had a ball.
	www.christiananswers.net /spotlight/movies/pre2000/i-babygeniuses.html (641 words)

	Super Babies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) - MovieWeb
		In "Super Babies: Baby Geniuses 2," the adventure continues with a new generation of talking toddlers.
		This time, the baby geniuses find themselves at the center of a nefarious scheme led by powerful media mogul Bill Biscane (Voight).
		Joining the babies in their battle against evil is a legendary baby named Kahuna (Leo, Myles and Gerry Fitzgerald).
	movieweb.com /movies/film.php?2529 (188 words)

	Baby Geniuses / zero stars (1999) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-03)
		Even though time has proven that no infant has the intelligence of the average human in adulthood, one thing is definitely undeniable here: the people who made "Baby Geniuses" have the IQ of Gerber food.
		"Baby Geniuses" was undoubtedly a dead-zone from the first moment it entertained the thoughts of filmmakers, and thus, by the time the "Home Alone" physical humor arrives, it inflicts such tremendous affliction that you'd rather have diaper rash.
		Babies are made out to be incredibly wise individuals who know practically everything while in infancy, and once they reach age two, they just cross over to normal humanity and never remember what they were able to do during their first years of life.
	cinemaphile.org /reviews/1999/babygeniuses.html (769 words)

	Amazon.com: Baby Geniuses: DVD: Bob Clark (III),Kathleen Turner,Christopher Lloyd,Kim Cattrall,Peter MacNicol,Dom ... (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-03)
		Baby Geniuses is now available to download for $9.95 from Amazon Unbox.
		What the public doesn't know, however, is that Dr. Kinder and Dr. Heap are secretly working on cracking the code to "baby talk" which is actually a highly sophisticated language which allows babies to communicate the knowledge of the secrets of the universe with which they are born.
		Problems arise when Sly, the smartest of the babies, escapes from the lab and unites the babies of the outside world to help free the babies trapped in the lab.
	www.amazon.com /Baby-Geniuses-Bob-Clark-III/dp/B00000J2KA (1581 words)

	BABY GENIUSES
		Comedy: In a world where infants are inherent geniuses and speak with a language of their own, a two-year-old attempts to blow the cover of a corrupt corporation that's trying to mine the infants' intelligence for its own good.
		Being the scheming and ambitious villains that they are, Kinder and Heep want to tap this intelligence for their own good, but have yet to break the infants' gobbledygook language that's actually quite sophisticated and intelligently understood among all kids under the age of two.
		Some slapstick style violence also occurs (babies punching people, etc...) and a few of the chase/fight scenes -- as well as the material involving adults trying to nab/adduct the toddlers -- may be suspenseful/scary to younger kids, but that's clearly dependent on their age and tolerance for such material.
	www.screenit.com /movies/1999/baby_geniuses.html (2147 words)

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		Most baby videos were developed to entertain babies with stimulating images and sounds.
		In spite of the names of many of the other baby videos, they were designed to occupy and entertain the baby not to help them learn anything of lasting value.
		Babies and toddlers who are allowed to see the language are also able to learn to understand the written form of language naturally and easily.
	www.infantlearning.com (579 words)

	Poo-poo: 'Baby Geniuses' no goo-goo good (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-03)
		"Baby Geniuses" is the progeny of Hollywood dimwits.
		Lloyd is almost unrecognizable in a weird haircut and goatee, and he'll be glad of that after "Geniuses" is released.
		The attraction of "Geniuses" is supposed to be cute babies with high IQs who can say more than "goo-goo." But the dialogue is bratty, occasionally filled with sexual innuendo and obscenity.
	www.jsonline.com /enter/movies/reviews/0312m.baby.asp (402 words)

	SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 is a 2004 comedy film, directed by Bob Clark, and is a sequel to the 1999 film Baby Geniuses.
		The baby geniuses become involved in a scheme by media mogul Bill Biscane (played by Voight).
		He joins up with several other babies in an attempt to stop Biscane, who intends to use a state-of-the-art satellite system to control the world's population.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/SuperBabies:_Baby_Geniuses_2 (296 words)

	ZOOM - Movies On The Move - Baby Geniuses
		To prove that the "Kinder" method of developing baby geniuses, Dr. Kinder has set up a comparison, only known to her assistant, Heep and herself.
		One of the babies, Sly is monitored in the lab using the Kinder test while the other baby, Whit is being adopted by Dr. Kinder's niece, Robin and her husband, Dan.
		The babies in Baby Geniuses are obviously influenced by the media because in their speech they imitate people from Austin Powers (Oh, behave baby) to Terminator (Hasta la vista baby).
	meltingpot.fortunecity.com /iceland/61/baby/baby.html (544 words)

	BABY GENIUSES Movie Synopsis (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-03)
		All babies are born knowing the "secrets of the universe" and with the ability to speak with each other.
		In Baby Geniuses, Dr. Elena Kinder is an intelligent, scheming and wildly ambitious woman.
		Together with her partner in crime, Dr. Heap, the two are devoted solely to cracking the code to this special baby language which she is sure does exist.
	www.tribute.ca /synopsis.asp?m_id=157 (215 words)

	AMCTV.com SHOW - Baby Geniuses
		Baby twins Sly and Whit are separated at birth.
		Sly becomes research fodder for the Baby Geniuses Institute, run by the scheming Dr. Kinder (Kathleen Turner) and her sidekick Dr. Heep (Christopher Lloyd).
		They are trying to prove what Sly and his friends already know: that babies are born possessing deep wisdom and the words to a special language.
	www.amctv.com /show/detail?CID=55200-1-ES (145 words)

	Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004): Reviews
		This time, the baby geniuses find themselves at the center of a nefarious scheme led by powerful media mogul Bill Biscane (Voight) to use his state-of-the-art satellite system to control the minds of the world's population.
		The first Baby Geniuses, released in 1999, was one of the most inane, humorless, ill-conceived, poorly acted comedies of the year.
		I thought the 1st baby geniuses movie was the worst i had ever seen.
	www.metacritic.com /film/titles/superbabiesbabygeniuses2 (640 words)

	Baby Geniuses (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-03)
		Her plan goes awry when one particularly gifted two-year-old escapes from her lab and is switched with his twin, who lives in the nurturing (and excruciatingly normal) home of Kinder's niece and nephew.
		The target audience of Baby Geniuses is a mystery: the film is too inane for adults, too advanced for kids.
		And though the latter may enjoy the occasional nose picking and crotch kicking, they'll be clueless when the babies start talking about disposable income and Pavlov's dog.
	www.bostonphoenix.com /archive/movies/99/03/11/BABY_GENIUSES.html (165 words)

	Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 Movie Review at Hollywood Video
		The problems start with the villain, Biscane, who is (literally) a Nazi, but nobody seems to notice, despite the fact that he is still wearing everything except his swastika.
		Then there are the babies (toddlers) who couldn't reinforce ethnic and racial stereotypes any more if they'd been created by, well, Biscane himself.
		This is overlooking the smaller flaws, like how well-versed in clichés the toddlers are, or the fact they never wear pants (or, apparently, have to have their diapers changed).
	www.hollywoodvideo.com /movies/movie.aspx?mid=139333 (882 words)

	CNN - Review: Look who's balking at 'Baby Geniuses' - March 22, 1999
		I'm tellin' ya, these babies are the smartest babies in the entire history of babies.
		The basis for all the conversation between the babies is the idea that, for the first years of their lives, humans know literally everything that can possibly be known.
		As you can imagine, there's not much in the way of profanity in "Baby Geniuses." Kids often seem to be in danger during the movie, so your very small young 'uns are lucky in that they shouldn't attend.
	www.cnn.com /SHOWBIZ/Movies/9903/22/review.babygeniuses/index.html (595 words)

	Baby Geniuses (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-03)
		Baby Geniuses is the best argument for stronger child labor laws since the Olsen twins.
		One way to get through Baby Geniuses is to think about whether it really is the worst movie you've ever seen.
		If the remainder of this century will bring a lamer film than Baby Geniuses, may I please be in Estonia when it comes.
	www.rottentomatoes.com /m/baby_geniuses (755 words)

	Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 : Mr. Cranky Rates the Movies : Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
		He and the baby geniuses work to stop Biscane from transmitting some kind of subliminal mind control message across the airwaves.
		The most astounding is when Kahuna takes the babies to his secret hideout, which looks like a rejected idea from Disneyland's "It's a Small World" ride.
		Superbabies: Cradle Baby Geniuses 2 the Grave MR_MUCUS
	www.mrcranky.com /movies/superbabiesbabygeniuses2.html (897 words)

	AboutFilm.Com - Baby Geniuses (1999)
		He also believes in a Tibetan philosophy that states that babies under the age of three are born with all the knowledge in the universe.
		Sly, in contrast, is basically being tormented by Dr. Kinder, along with all of the other babies she has taken out of orphanages.
		She plans to harness this baby super-knowledge in order to take over the world.
	www.aboutfilm.com /movies/b/babygeniuses.htm (831 words)

	BABY GENIUSES
		This article is intended to help parents better understand what the studies of infant brain development tell us about the needs of babies and the related components of quality childcare.
		While the studies also discuss specifics like early windows of opportunity for learning things like foreign languages, the overall focus is that a child thrives when he is loved, held, read to, played with and allowed to explore.
		The guidelines that conscientious parents use to identify high quality childcare also ensure that their children receive attention, love and appropriate stimulation.
	www.anxiousparents.com /images/baby_geniuses.htm (533 words)

	Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
		Baby Geniuses 2: Superbabies is the sequel to the hit 1999 TriStar Pictures release Baby Geniuses starring Kathleen Turner and Christopher Lloyd, whose characters secretly worked to crack the code to “baby talk,” a highly sophisticated language that allows babies to communicate their innate knowledge of the secrets of the universe.
		And avoid Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 matinees while you're at it.
		Certain Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 article data provided by the Movie Review Query Engine.
	www.rottentomatoes.com /m/super_babies_baby_geniuses_2 (879 words)

	SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-03)
		The toddlers must race against time for the sake of babies everywhere.
		The first 'Baby Geniuses' made like five cents in its entire run this one will be lucky to clear half of that.
		"I luff the soft sound of a babies laugh " One of the utterances from Jon Voight who is definitely on the down side of his career.
	us.imdb.com /title/tt0270846 (330 words)

	Xiibaro Reviews: Baby Geniuses, The Rage: Carrie II, The Corruptor, EDtv, Wing Commander, and The Deep End of the Ocean
		In what is the second worst film I've seen so far this year, Baby Geniuses shows just how easy it is to become a film director these days.
		Baby Geniuses follows two twin brothers that were separated at birth because they are geniuses and their evil aunt (Turner) and her accomplice (Lloyd) want to test the intellectual brain of one of the brothers and a group of other babies.
		According to this film, the babies are so smart that they talk in their own archaic language and have carried the knowledge of their parents until the time that they start talking.
	www.cinema-scene.com /archive/01/02.html (1955 words)

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