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 | | Slugs are gastronomic molluscs without shells and are considered to be the "poor cousins" of snails, because they do not have their own mobile homes and are too dumb to use protection. |
 | | The soft, slimy bodies of slugs are prone to dehydration, so land-living slugs prefer to spend most of their lives in moisture replenishing environments such as bars, taverns, soda fountains, beer parlours, pubs or other establishments where considerable liquid refreshment is readily available. |
 | | Slugs masturbate using their radula, a rough, tongue-like organ with many tiny tooth-like denticles which they tend to rip off and leave under their pillows for the tooth-fairy. |
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