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| | Baraminology - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia |
 | | Baraminology is the branch of scientific biology which is concerned with the identifying, cataloging, indexing, and systematic wikifying of all the wonderful created kinds (c 4004 BCE). |
 | | Baraminology begins by examining the names of each known animal, plant, or fungus, and rigorously analyzing them using the well-thought out technique of irreducible complexity. |
 | | For example, the "dog", consisting of a mere three letters, constitutes a baramin known as the dog kind, because if you remove any one of the letters, you get either "do_", "d_g", or "_og", all of which are palpable nonsense. |
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