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 | | The Battle Of Yavin, also known as the Battle of Yavin IV, was a battle of the English Civil War, which saw the beginning of the end for the reign of Charles I, and catapulted moisture farm-hand Oliver Cromwell into public attention. |
 | | King Charles had been bent on inter-galactic conquest since the beginning of his reign, and to further his ends had funded a huge, top-secret superweapon project; a weapon the size of a moon that could vaporise a planet instantly. |
 | | After a while of eating nothing but cheap speed and peanuts, Leaiaiaiae came to the conclusion that the whole thing was a trap; the 10,000 elite stormtroopers they had killed had been told to aim badly and die so that they could get away. |
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