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| | Smartassery |
 | | Beatrix Kiddo: Let me have a tall skinny mocha with no whipped cream, half the mocha, hold the foam, 72º Celcius (for JAP of course) and three shots of espresso (for me of course). |
 | | Beatrix Kiddo: Great (fucking great, last year we got to eat at her husband’s hunting club, basically the creepiest place in the Bay Area, complete with velvet curtains, animal heads, and old geezers in camouflage pants talking about their rifles) |
 | | Beatrix Kiddo: Those are dirty, the ones that are clean are the ones in the sink (jackass) |
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