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Beck - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia |
 | | Beck Hansen, born July 8, 1970, is an American musician, song writer, scientist, Jedi, screw, mathematician, amateur inventor, pornographer and philanthropist; Beck is known across the galaxy for his hit song "Where It's At", which, when played sideways dictates the hidden location of Beck's personal stash of home-made pornography. |
 | | Beck fans suffered a terrible fright when in 1997 Beck was defeated on stage by Darth Muse the shadow over the music industry which held an iron-clad empire over almost all artists, with only a small rebel force standing between him and utter domination. |
 | | In 1998 Beck began working in his free time for General Electric, there he was involved in such triumphs as the space shuttle's guidance systems and the creation of the Star Wars programming style, which lead to the beginnings of the open source movement and the creation of Mac OS X. |
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