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Beetle Bailey - Uncyclopedia |
 | | Beetle Bailey was born and raised in Pottersville, New York. |
 | | Bailey has received campaign ribbons for service in Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Grenada, Panama, the Falkland Islands, Croatia, Iraq, Afghanistan, Bhutan, New Orleans, Sudan, and Guantanamo Bay, during which time he recorded a total of 1,875 confirmed enemy kills (at least 237 of which were with his bare hands only). |
 | | The nickname, "Beetle," is an obscure reference to the Egyptian scarab, harbinger of death and destroyer of tombs. |
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