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	Beetlejuice - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Beetlejuice is a film directed by Tim Burton, first released in the USA on March 30, 1988, and produced by The Geffen Film Company for Warner Bros. Pictures.
		Lydia and Beetlejuice are friends, and she frequently visits him at home in the Netherworld (called the Neitherworld in the cartoon).
		Beetlejuice had a cast of wacky neighbors including Jacques, a French skeleton fitness buff; Ginger, a tap-dancing spider; The Monster across the Street, a boisterous Texas redneck; and a nasty clown named Scuzzo, who is his arch-nemesis.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Beetlejuice (671 words)

	ipedia.com: Beetlejuice Article (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		Beetlejuice is a film, directed by Tim Burton and first released in the USA on March 30, 1988.
		Lydia and Beetlejuice are friends, and she frequently visits him at home in the Neitherword.
		Beetlejuice is also the name of a recurring guest on the Howard Stern show.
	www.ipedia.com /beetlejuice.html (547 words)

	Beetlejuice the Dwarf - TheBestLinks.com - Howard Stern, Browns Mills, New Jersey, Scary Movie 2, ...
		Beetlejuice the Dwarf - TheBestLinks.com - Howard Stern, Browns Mills, New Jersey, Scary Movie 2,...
		Lester Green, better known as Beetlejuice, was born June 2, 1968 in Browns Mills, New Jersey.
		Beetlejuice is best known for his appearances on the Howard Stern show.
	www.thebestlinks.com /Beetlejuice_the_Dwarf.html (128 words)

	Welcome to the Best of New Orleans! News Feature 10 01 02 (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		Marriages between dwarfs often begin at LPA conferences -- marriages that can lead to kids and success and happiness forever after, or to divorce, as couples realize, long after the glow has faded, that they have little in common other than being short.
		Spend some time with dwarfs, and you start to see the same variations that you do with the average-size population -- the attractive, the not-so-attractive, the thin, the pudgy, the young, the old.
		Rather, it is of the aisle next to the LPA section, filled with teenage girls, nearly all of them dwarfs, every one of them beautiful and laughing and waving her arms and swaying back and forth to the music.
	www.bestofneworleans.com /dispatch/2002-10-01/news_feat.html (3399 words)

	Beetlejuice in Backwash
		Beetlejuice is a 4-foot 3-inch, 31-year-old man with an unusually small head.
		When Beetlejuice isn't busy getting tossed, he's enjoying his day.
		And since then they call us, and one time we brought Beetlejuice with us and they love Beetlejuice and now they're interested in giving him gigs.
	www.backwashzine.com /beetleinterview.html (752 words)

	Four-foot man, six-feet under
		Stern successfully exploited a dwarf with a serious alcohol problem and made it a cult phenomenon.
		A dwarf is already fighting an uphill battle; drinking to excess probably won't help matters.
		Ultimately, everyone's to blame for the death of the beloved dwarf with the blabbermouth.
	thepost.baker.ohiou.edu /archives3/sep01/091101/turnstile.html (505 words)

	Beetlejuice - the second interview!
		In case you missed the last issue, Backwash #74, Beetlejuice is a 4'3" dwarf with a 15 3/4" head.
		So Beetlejuice got naked and everybody got riled up and then he got a hard-on because he was acting like he was having sex with the girls from behind.
		Sean: There was this other party we did and Beetlejuice laid down on his back and girl squatted over him and pissed on his chest.
	www.backwashzine.com /beetlejuice15.html (457 words)

	News/Features \| A little reality (continued) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		Spend some time with dwarfs, and you start to see the same variations that you do with the average-size population — the attractive, the not-so-attractive, the thin, the pudgy, the young, the old.
		The uninitiated, though, are more likely to focus on how they differ not from each other, but from "normal," average-size folks — in the case of achons, such differences include their exceedingly short arms and legs, swayback posture, slightly enlarged heads, prominent foreheads, and pug noses.
		He says he was making his daily visit to the coffee shop at the French Hotel, in Berkeley, when Taylor walked in and invited him to read for the part, telling him a dwarf actor who’d tried out in LA had done fine, but wasn’t quite right.
	www.bostonphoenix.com /boston/news_features/top/features/documents/02360469.htm (1261 words)

	mtv.com - News - Stern's Beetlejuice: The Jolly Dwarf With Staind, Blues Traveler In His Corner
		Beetlejuice Song," an inane ditty first performed on Howard Stern's morning radio show by its namesake and regular guest, foul-mouthed "wack pack" superstar Beetlejuice.
		The Stern show is known for its musical parodies, from the equally catchy "Sulu Song," which uses snatches of out-of-context quotes from former "Star Trek" star George Takei, to the many "Baba Booey" spoofs that goof on producer Gary Dell'abate.
		But "The Beetlejuice Song" not only struck a chord with the show's fans, it became an obsession for bands like Staind, Blues Traveler and Shinedown, who have all performed or recorded their own versions of the tune.
	www.mtv.com /news/articles/1512503/20051028/staind.jhtml (1291 words)

	Bar owner charged over 'dwarf-throwing' contest (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		I find it humorous that state legislatures actually have spent time debating on if tossing dwarfs should be legal in their state......
		Dwarf throwing, which is legal in some states, is not common on Long Island, Pescitelli said.
		There was a Tampa dwarf on 20/20 tonight who is protesting the ban on dwarf tossing, saying that it is his body and his life, not to mention his livelihood...he is also a radio personality on 93 FLZ, and a "referee" for jello wrestling night at Joe Redner's "Mons Venus Lounge".
	www.freerepublic.com /focus/chat/644414/posts (1302 words)

	Beetlejuice and company on Judge Mathis on Monday. - SternFanNetwork (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		NEW YORK, May 9 /PRNewswire/ -- On Monday, May 13, 2002, famed dwarfs Beetlejuice and Big Pappa appear on the daily syndicated court show "Judge Mathis" over a Dwarf Tossing mishap.
		Beetlejuice, a regular on "The Howard Stern Show," along with fellow dwarf Big Pappa and manager Sean Rooney, are suing the defendant saying he deliberately caused injuries to Big Pappa during a Dwarf Tossing Contest.
		The defendant and dwarf handler, Jamie Waddleton, said he can't believe the dwarfs are suing him after he discovered them and made them famous.
	www.sternfannetwork.com /forum/showthread.php?threadid=7105 (714 words)

	ProWrestling.com > Indy Zone > Beetlejuice to Get Drawf Tossed at ISPW Wrestling Show
		BEETLEJUICE TO GET DWARF TOSSED TO OPEN ISPW SHOW OCT. 26 IN WAYNE, NJ ISPW's return show on Saturday Night, October 26th at the Holiday Inn on Rt.
		To open the return ISPW event, Beetlejuice will be dwarf tossed to open the show.
		All of these questions and much more will be answered by Beetlejuice himself on October 26th.
	www.prowrestling.com /articles/indy/949.shtml (432 words)

	UU World Mar/Apr 2002: An Unexpected Connection, by Dan Kennedy
		Known collectively as the "Wack Pack," they go by such charming appellations as "Gary the Retard," "Crackhead Bob," and "Beetlejuice," a dwarf who, as a comedic bonus, is also mentally deficient.
		Among dwarfs, the "m—word" is widely considered offensive, conjuring images of sideshow freaks.
		Through LPA we've had an opportunity to meet other parents and — even more important — dwarf adults, some with their own children, most of them average people with careers and mortgages and successes and failures, just like anyone else.
	www.uuworld.org /2002/02/commentary.html (1227 words)

	AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH BEETLEJUICE
		Beetlejuice: he dont like me and i dont like his drunk ass
		Beetlejuice: when the girl tossed my salad to get implants.
		Beetlejuice: nice, but dont call me a midget i'll lay you out fast
	www.angelfire.com /rock/e4/beetle.html (311 words)

	The Smoking Gun: Archive
		For Beetlejuice completists, here's the brief Amityville, N.Y. police report detailing how cops and State Liquor Authority investigators busted up that recent dwarf tossing exhibition at the Odyssey Bar.
		Beetlejuice, a/k/a Lester Green, was ticketed along with his manager, the always annoying Joey Boots, a/k/a Joseph Bassolino.
		According to the d/o/b on this report, Beetle's age has plummeted to 25.
	www.thesmokinggun.com /archive/dwarftoss1.html (70 words)

	Howard Stern's Beetlejuice Steps Into the Spotlight
		Lester Green, better known as Beetlejuice, has been entertaining radio audiences for years as a frequent guest to the Howard Stern radio program.
		Beet the Jolly Dwarf action figure is using those same traits to market the figure.
		Beet the jolly dwarf stands 8 inches tall, and will be wearing his infamous Superman® costume.
	www.toydirectory.com /monthly/beetlejuice.asp (1284 words)

	Intelliflix: Rent Eastern Conference All Stars on DVD (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		Included are videos and appearances by High & Mighty, Smut Peddlers, Kool G Rap, Kool Keith, and Beetlejuice, the jolly dwarf.
		Starting with music videos and ending with the enigmatic Beetlejuice outtakes, this DVD has it all for Hip Hop heads.
		Along with the videos are interviews by porn publishing legend Al Goldstein, a special Smut Peddlers in depth documentary and behind the microphone with Howard Stern's own jolly dwarf, Beetlejuice.
	www.intelliflix.com /movie_view.dvd?id=21036 (361 words)

	Beetlejuice the four foot wonder. (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		Fighting Amish Toys, in collaboration with Toxic Mom Studios, is releasing "Beet the Jolly Dwarf" which has already received interest from retailers such as Toysrus.com and Tower Records.
		All is good once again and this time it is Beetlejuice to thank.
		Shorty's cerebral chamber was opened and inside was Beetlejuice dancing.
	www.firteen.com /articles/80sbabes/lestergreen (368 words)

	Howard Stern's Beetlejuice Steps Into the Spotlight
		“Beetlejuice is such a fun character, we plan on creating a few things with his license, a bobbinghead doll would be really fun…a chain purse of his face would be hysterical, could you imagine opening his mouth for the change to pop out?”
		The Beet the Jolly Dwarf figure was painstakingly crafted, and with plans for several 4 inch PVC figures of Beet in his various outfits already in the works, Fighting Amish and Toxic Mom may have introduced a whole new audience into the collectible action figure market.
		After Watching The Howard Srern Show I Saw BeetleJuice With His Soon To Be Wife.
	www.toydirectory.com /monthly/beetlejuice_1.asp (551 words)

	Encyclopedia: Beetlejuice the Dwarf
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	Beetlejuice (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		Scary Movie 2 (2001) (as Lester 'Beetlejuice' Green)....
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	us.imdb.com /Name?Beetlejuice (113 words)

	Dwarf Tossing Ban
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		How is Beetlejuice going to make his living now?
	forums.livingwithstyle.com /showthread.php?t=40607 (181 words)

	MarksFriggin.com - Who's Who (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		Black, slightly retarded dwarf with an extremely small head.
		Brought on the show by a guy who tosses dwarfs to make money at parties.
		He has become a cult phenomenon on the show.
	www.marksfriggin.com /whoswho/beet.htm (106 words)

	Son of the Beach (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		I also noticed on the scroll bar of shows, it said Son of a Beach, not Son of the Beach.
		A recent episode HAD to include the annoying Stern hanger-on "Hank" the usually-drunk dwarf, and allegedly (I taped it, but have yet to bring myself to watch) also Stern's radio producer, Boy Gary Dell'Abate.
		These people are generally pointless and grating on his radio show, and are obviously just thrown on the TV show as a favor to them when another actor could easily have made the episode better.
	www.jumptheshark.com /s/sonofthebeach.htm (4017 words)

	1WRESTLING.COM - NEWSLINE - PRO WRESTLING'S DAILY NEWS SOURCE
		BEETLEJUICE TO GET DWARF TOSSED TO OPEN ISPW SHOW ON OCT 26
		ISPW has signed Beetlejuice to become ISPW Commissioner and he will be talking about it on October 26th.
		You can learn more about Beetlejuice by checking his site out at: www.JollyDwarf.com/
	www.1wrestling.com /news/newsline.asp?news=10843 (553 words)

	SwankiVY's Miscellaneous Crap Page!
		Beetlejuice, Being John Malkovitch, Benny and Joon, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey (though I didn't like the first one, there was just something about this one), The Brave Little Toaster (haha, you say?
		They are the kings of British comedy, be it sketches, movies, music, or SPAM.Watch and feel as though eating a chicken salad.
		Red Dwarf is awesome because Lister is a slob, Rimmer is a git, the Cat is an idiot and Kryten is a goit, yet they are all lovable.
	members.aol.com /swankivy2/misc.html (1335 words)

	Dogmatic » King of all Media
		Stern’s Beetlejuice: The Jolly Dwarf With Staind, Blues Traveler In His Corner
		Both bands have recently been performing inane ditty ‘The Beetlejuice Song.’ Sure, fans still get excited to hear “Right Here” and “It’s Been Awhile” at Staind shows.
		But the tune that really gets them going these days wasn’t written by the band and isn’t officially available anywhere — yet.
	www.dogmaticblog.com /index.php?cat=28 (868 words)

	Las Vegas Weekly: Cover Story, Howard Stern (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		I'll tell you anyway: In 2000, the AVN presented Howard with a special lifetime achievement award, but he indignantly refused to accept it, mockingly sending illiterate dwarf Beetlejuice in his place.)
		Q: Beetlejuice, Gary the Retard or Crackhead Bob: Which one would you most readily allow to date your daughter?
		Q: Bigger than life, loud, brash and obsessed with sex: You and Las Vegas seem like a perfect fit.
	www.lasvegasweekly.com /2002/01_31/news_coverstory_howard_2.html (351 words)

	The ClubHouse
		Will thinks all the HGs are "going to roll right on to the Howard Stern show." Being the freak show that Howard's program usually is, I think that most of the HGs would fit right in.
		However, sitting with Hank the Dwarf and Beetlejuice on a panel may not be the type of hanging out with celebs they have in mind.
		If Hardy had one wish, it would be to hear his mother's voice.
	www.ilovereality.com /Bigbrother/bbfc/bbfc_archives/bb2001/messages/10972/18957.html (2192 words)

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