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 | | A reader was surprised to find Ben Affleck's square-jawed good looks gracing this cheaply made toy's packaging at a Chicago flea market, but shook off the momentary disorientation (no, he's probably not that hard up for cash) and snapped it up for our amusement. |
 | | And we hate to be crass on such a happy occasion, but we really hope that Affleck didn't mar the ceremony by whipping out the Benitals when the priest asked for the ring, for such antics have no place on the altar. |
 | | Affleck should prefer lighting himself on fire on the Gigli 2 red carpet to ten years of White Man's Burden, the one where's he's dumb--then really smart!--then dumb again, Mad City, the one with the angel wings, Lucky Numbers, Domestic Disturbance, Basic, The Punisher, Be Cool, and, of course, Battlefield Earth. |
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