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| | Brian Mulroney - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia |
 | | Brian Mulroney, aka Lyin' Brian, Chinocchio, Byron Muldoon, Ben, The Right Honourable Big Chin, and That God Damned Sleaze Bag, best known for being the father of Ben Mulroney, was also the Prime Minister of Canada for 8 years. |
 | | Mulroney claimed, and continues to claim, a human birth despite obvious alien physical features, and the absence of telltale signs of human personality such as warmth and compassion. |
 | | Mulroney raised taxes, cut services, increased the national deficit, plunged the country into economic chaos, signed away the country's independance, blew two constitutional accords, and lied. |
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