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 | | KEY BISCAYNE, FLORIDA (AP) ---March 14, 1996--- Sources deep within PETBUNNY, confirmed by The National Enquirer, acknowledged today that the massive pile of boulders found along Interstate 95 are *not* debris from an out-of-orbit asteroid which entered the Earth's atmosphere and slammed into the roadside, as first suspected. |
 | | It now appears that they are gi-normous "poops" deposited by a local resident, Benny Rabbit, whose litter was recently changed from fast- clumping clay to CareFresh. |
 | | The latter, a pulp-paper product, has "accelerated" the GI tract of the said lagomorph to Mach 5 speed, effectively "unplugging" her after 2 years of stasis and bloat. |
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