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| | Harbottle's Encyclopedia (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-06) |
 | | Out there somewhere are big pants, small pants, new pants, smelly old pants, even purple and green pants. |
 | | The Archbishop of Canterbury wears pants, Betty Boothroyd wears pants, Jack Lemmon wears pants, Jean-Pierre Papin wears pants. |
 | | Jockeys and boxers wear pants, but who knows if they keep to the underwear their professions demand; maybe they have saucy swapping sessions behind closed doors, who knows? |
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