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	BEVERLY HILLS NINJA (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-31)
		He finds that Martin is the head of a counterfeiting ring and later goes to Beverly Hills where he hopes to find Allison to help her.
		A Beverly Hills hotel clerk looks down his nose at Haru when he checks in and says that they don’t accept "wampum" for money.
		Ninjas place their hands onto hot coals as they train.
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	Movie Review - Beverly Hills Ninja
		Beverly Hills Ninja is a film about ninja's and the legend of a foreign child that will one day come amongst them and be known as the great white ninja.
		The ninja's, believing that he is the great white ninja, raise him as one of their own.
		Haru thinks the woman is in trouble and he goes to Beverly Hills to help her.
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	Beverly Hills Ninja - Main
		Beverly Hills Ninja follows the exploits of the well-meaning but hopelessly inept Haru (Chris Farley) who, believing himself to be the Great White Ninja, ventures to the Hills of Beverly to save a mysterious beauty (Nicollette Sheridan) in an outrageous clash of culture and body parts.
		BEVERLY HILLS NINJA, however, is simply a stupefyingly dull collection of Farley pratfalls set to the most obvious songs possible ("Turning Japanese," "Kung Fu Fighting," etc) and directed by Dugan with a cutaway to a perplexed reaction shot every twelve seconds or so.
		His ninja brother Gobei (Robin Shou), however, is a dazzling martial arts artist and proves to be the most accomplished ninja of the dojo.
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	DVDFILE.COM: Beverly Hills Ninja review
		Beverly Hills Ninja is a film that I have been hearing about for nearly ten years now.
		Having washed up on shore as an orphaned baby, the ninja have taken this child in to train him and prepare him for his destiny.
		The presentation quality of Beverly Hills Ninja, is definitely above average in the video department, but the audio and supplemental don't deem themselves worthy of the $30 price tag for this catalog release.
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	Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)
		Legend has it that a foreigner would arrive and become the greatest ninja ever, known as the "Great White Ninja." As Haru grew, it became apparent: he was not the one.
		Beverly Hills Ninja is full of individual comic gags that are hilarious in their purity--call it sadistic, but sometimes it's just plain funny watching a guy unwittingly walk into a lamppost while carrying on a conversation.
		Beverly Hills Ninja may be considered a low-brow romp, but a romp it is nonetheless.
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	BEVERLY HILLS NINJA (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-31)
		"Beverly Hills Ninja" is a physical comedy relying on the slapstick and immense physique of Chris Farley (the new John Candy).
		Raised by secretive Ninjas in a remote Japanese locale Chris Farley plays Haru, the white Ninja, who according to legend may be the greatest Ninja warrior ever.
		In this instance he follows Nicolette Sheridan to Beverly Hills to uncover a murderous counterfeit ring.
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		Beverly Hills Ninja is full of individual comic gags that are hilarious in their purity--call it sadistic, but sometimes it's just plain funny watching a guy unwittingly walk into a lamppost while carrying on a conversation.
		Beverly Hills Ninja may be considered a low-brow romp, but a romp it is nonetheless.
		He discovers that the lady's boyfriend is a counterfeiter and murderer, and - hearing nothing else from her - he decides it is his duty to follow her to the Hills of Beverly and safeguard her life.
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	Beverly Hills Ninja
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	THE CINEMA LASER LASERDISC REVIEW-- BEVERLY HILLS NINJA (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-31)
		BEVERLY HILLS NINJA ($35) is an amusing spoof of martial arts films starring Chris Farley, who hopes to be the "great white Ninja" of legend.
		Farley’s character was shipwrecked as an infant, and adopted by the Ninjas with hopes of raising him to fulfill a prophecy.
		BEVERLY HILLS NINJA lacks the sophistication of a Jackie Chan movie, which has turned the blending of martial arts and comedy into an art form.
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	Article-Beverly Hills Ninja (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-31)
		A slapstick comedy starring Chris Farley, Beverly Hills Ninja is part prop-gag movie and part testament to the late comedian's physical comedic abilities.
		Beverly Hills Ninja is full of individual comic gags that are hilarious in their purity--call it sadistic, but sometimes it's just plain funny watching a guy unwittingly walk into a lamppost while carrying on a conversation.
		Beverly Hills Ninja may be considered a low-brow romp, but a romp it is nonetheless.
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	DR "Beverly Hills Ninja" review (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-31)
		"Beverly Hills Ninja" is this completely thrown away high concept comedy with Farley starring as the "Great White Ninja," later named Haru,who lands on the shores of a Japanese dojo retreat as a baby.
		Eventually, Haru is sent to Beverly Hills, CA, to find Jones and make sure she is okay.
		Luckily, "Beverly Hills Ninja," which was released in 1997, served as the nail in the coffin of their days in movie production.
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	Beverly Hills Ninja (1997) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-31)
		An unlikely man raised by ninjas, goes against a counterfeiter with the help of the criminal's girlfriend.
		Haru (Chris Farley) is a white guy who washed up on the shores of Japan as a baby and is trained to be a ninja by the locals.
		As could be expected, he grows up to be an incompetent, clumsy bumbler.
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		The movie begins with a young Farley shipwrecked upon an island and recovered by a group of ninjas who believe him to possibly be the "Great White Ninja" told of in legends.
		Haru (Farley) cannot seem to measure up to the ninja standards, and is a complete ninja mess as he tries to follow in the footsteps of his "brother" Gobei.
		He travels to Beverly Hills and attempts to solve the mission to the best of his ninja abilities, which are way below par.
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	Amazon.com: Beverly Hills Ninja: Video: Chris Farley,Nicollette Sheridan,Robin Shou,Nathaniel Parker,Soon-Tek Oh,Keith ... (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-31)
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		Chris Farley was a very funny comedian in various roles on Saturday Night Live.
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	Videodetective.com - BEVERLY HILLS NINJA TRAILER PAGE
		Undaunted, Haru struggles on with his ninja training, and when Alison (Nicolette Sheridan), a beautiful woman from America, requests a ninja fighter to return with her to the States and protect her from her criminal-minded boyfriend and his Yakuza associates, Haru eagerly accepts the assignment.
		Haru''s minders see trouble brewing, so they secretly send along a fellow ninja, Gobei (Robin Shou), to watch his back, although this hardly prevents Haru from posing a deadly menace to inanimate objects everywhere.
		Jackie Chan was at one time announced to co-star in this film, which would prove to be the last Chris Farley vehicle released before his death in late 1997, though two other films he completed before his passing were released in 1998.
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	eBay - Beverly Hills Ninja Reviews
		Farley is not quite the ninja you see in other movies, but he manages to get caught up in a rather dangerous mission dealing with counterfitting money.
		The Ninjas believe the baby may be the Great White Ninja of legend told, so they take him in under their wing and raise him in the art.
		Haru (Farley) cannot seem to measure up to the ninja standards, and is a complete ninja mess as he tries to follow in the footsteps of his "brother"...
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	Variety.com - Reviews - Beverly Hills Ninja (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-31)
		He's convinced he must continue the mission and follow the couple to the distant hills of Beverly, and is reluctantly allowed to go, with the parting wisdom to "believe in yourself." And as an added insurance policy, Gobei is secretly dispatched to be his shadow.
		A set piece in which Haru is disguised as a Japanese chef is a comic highlight, and Farley's game attitude toward the physical aspects of the role (he's credited with doing 80% of his stunts) is pleasantly ingratiating.
		"Beverly Hills Ninja" is by no means a fl belt in comedy or action choreography.
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	Beverly Hills Ninja review (1997) - Qwipster's Movie Reviews
		Prophecy has foretold that a Great White Ninja would come and be their savior, but growing, Haru has shown very little of the skills necessary that would show he is worthy of the honor.
		When the woman disappears, Haru uses clues to trace her back to Beverly Hills, and with his brother Gobei (Robin Shou, Mortal Kombat) at his side, rescue her from any mishaps that may have befallen her.
		Beverly Hills Ninja is one of the most juvenile PG-13 films you’re ever likely to see, with only one joke going for it to see how many pratfalls the portly actor can endure without killing himself or others.
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	Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)
		The ninjas believe that the white child is the one spoken of in an age-old prophecy, one who would become 'The Great White Ninja'.
		The woman's request is simple: travel to Beverly Hills and investigate her fiancé, whom she suspects of being a counterfeiter.
		Against Sensei's advice, Haru is determined to carry out the quest and go to 'the hills of Beverly' to aid his dream damsel in distress.
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	Beverly Hills Ninja (1997): Reviews
		If you're nostalgic for the third grade and all those little wads of wet paper bouncing off the back of your neck, Beverly Hills Ninja is the movie for you.
		Beverly Hills Ninja is essentially a one-joke film.
		Nearly as much fun as a case of scabies, Beverly Hills Ninja transports the viewer into a mystical realm where pratfall is king and mediocrity is its own reward.
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	Beverly Hills Ninja \| Movie Review \| Entertainment Weekly
		For the first few minutes of BEVERLY HILLS NINJA (TriStar, PG-13), it looks as if Chris Farley may have finally found a movie to match the size of his talents.
		As an orphan raised in Japan by martial-arts masters, Farley displays a hippo-ballet grace while bonking himself on the head with various instruments of death.
		Ninja casts about for whale-out-of-water humor as Farley's long-sheltered Haru grapples with such newfangled inventions as metal detectors and seat belts.
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	FILM REVIEW -- Farley Gets His Kicks / `Beverly Hills Ninja' earns style points and belly laughs
		One example: There's a running joke in which the spirit of the young ninja (Farley) leaves his body to commune with his ninja master.
		When the young ninja acciden tally finds himself onstage in a Beverly Hills strip joint, the kick is not just in watching Farley disintegrate into a wild man, it's in watching him struggle against his natural impulse.
		Hired by a mystery woman (Nicollette Sheridan) to spy on her boyfriend, he pursues the case all the way to Beverly Hills, where he leaves his shoes outside his posh hotel every day -- only to have the maintenance man dispose of them.
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	Beverly Hills Ninja Movie Review
		"Beverly Hills Ninja" is also a one-joke film, but the joke is presented in the first minute of the film and then is beaten to death for another 90 minutes.
		This time out he's an orphan who was discovered by a group of ninjas who take him into their care and raise him according to their ways.
		They believe him to be "The Great White Ninja", an ancient legend of the ninja.
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	Amazon.co.uk: Beverly Hills Ninja [1997] (REGION 1) (NTSC): DVD: Chris Farley,Nicollette Sheridan,Robin Shou,Nathaniel ... (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-31)
		Legend has it that a foreigner would arrive and become the greatest ninja ever, known as the ""Great White Ninja."" As Harugrew, it became apparent: he was not the one.
		Sensei realizing he can not sway Haru from his mission sends another ninja Gobei (Robin Shou) who is Haru's spiritual brother to quietly help.
		yet again chris farley portrays a bumbleing idiot, this time is tricked in to helping an attractive lady who is not who she says she is, using his legendary ninja skills (or lack of), he must save the day before thousands of counterfiet currency find there way in to circulation.
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	Beverly Hills Ninja
		Following a ship wreck, a baby is rescued by a clan of Ninja warriors and raised by them as one of their own.
		But Haru (Farley), as he is called, never quite fits in, nor does he manage to make a worthy Ninja.
		However, the good-natured and persevering Haru, in his own bumbling way, and with some help from Gobei, manages to prove himself to be a winner in the end.
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	Beverly Hills Ninja Movie Review
		After finding a match book that says "Beverly Hills", he decides to go after her, in case she needs rescuing.
		His adopted father, the venerable Ninja master, Sensei (Soon Tek-Oh), sends Gobei to the States as Haru's "shadow." Once in California, Haru makes all the usual "fish out of water" mistakes, none of which lead to anything close to the level of humor attained by better films with similar ideas, such as CROCODILE DUNDEE.
		BEVERLY HILLS NINJA is even less ambitious than director Dennis Dugan's last feature, HAPPY GILMORE.
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	Beverly Hills Ninja Reviews
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	tbs.com - Beverly Hills Ninja
		A baby is rescued by a clan of Ninja warriors and raised by them as one of their own.
		But Haru (Chris Farley), as he is called, never quite fits in, nor does he manage to make a worthy Ninja.
		However, he is good-natured and in his own bumbling way, manages to prove himself by coming to the aid of a beautiful woman in California.
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	Beverly Hills Ninja - Die Kampfwurst Test und Preisvergleich
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