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News Flash — Homeland Security Gazeteer - RC Groups |
 | | Bloop had approached the captain of an Anglo Airlines Boingg 969, requesting permission to protrude an elongated flexpipe extending from a 50 caibre ammunition box out of an orifice on the aircraft, flying to Intercourse, Pennsylvania. |
 | | Bloop is a citizen of the Parallel Universe. |
 | | When asked what Bloop’s appendage is used for, Ardent Pleader, Bloop’s lawyer, said it was supposed to be an accessory for containing battery fires but, since it had failed a test yesterday, Dr. Bloop, who is 73 and has sphincter problems, intended to use it as an airborne porta-potty. |
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