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| | The Austin Chronicle Features: Snot Flap Manifesto |
 | | It's when one of your nostrils is inhabited by a hard little flap of snot, a relatively wide micro-sheet of half-dried mucous that's joined to the inside of your nose by a bit of softer, wetter, more pliable snot that forms a sort of hinge there. |
 | | And you sniff in, and The Flap flaps in. |
 | | And, after about a dozen attempts at this sniffing-and-blowing combination, during which attempts you've increased the action's force steadily and drastically, trying to dislodge the unwanted obstruction, and which action you can't seem to simply stop because it's gotten, by this point, to be a sort of personal challenge, nothing's changed. |
| www.austinchronicle.com /issues/dispatch/2000-06-30/xtra_feature.html (689 words) |
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