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	indieville: review: blumpkin nation - the invisible movie soundtrack
		The cover art is awful, the liner notes are unreadable at best, and the label's website is equally confounding.
		I'm not sure if Blumpkin Nation is the band, or if The Invisible Movie Soundtrack is the title - it could be the other way around, or something different altogether.
		All I know is that this album is the aftermath of a collaboration between many of the Penny Nation collective's bands and artists, and that it's really, really good.
	www.indieville.com /reviews/blumpkinnation.htm (366 words)

	Dictionary citation for blumpkin from Double-Tongued Word Wrester Dictionary
		The lexical item "blumpkin" has not been substantiated as valid, not researched to determine how widespread it is, nor investigated to determine its history.
		“Blumpkin” is the practice of giving asomeone a blowjob while they are taking a shit.
		Special attention is paid to the lending and borrowing of words between the various Englishes and other languages, even where a word is not a fully naturalized citizen in its new language.
	www.doubletongued.org /citations.php/citations/blumpkin_1/P30 (211 words)

	2003 Darwin Award: Hurricane Blumpkin
		Blumpkin's canoe quickly capsized in the swift storm-fed stream, tossing its occupants into the churning water.
		But our “indestructible” friend Blumpkin was sucked underwater twice, never to resurface.
		Chief Peavy was not allowed to comment on whether alcohol or drugs were involved in the accident.
	www.darwinawards.com /darwin/darwin2003-13.html (362 words)

	TheDudesHouse.com Forum (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-17)
		Somebody was talking about Blumpkin in another thread and I've been laughing about it ever since.
		I don't know if the dude is a Blumpkin man. Although maybe that's why he's managed to remain single all these years.
		ya dude, a blumpkin is when your geting a BJ on the shitter while taking a shit.
	www.thedudeshouse.com /forum/f_index3.php?id=23266 (210 words)

	Urban Dictionary: Reverse Blumpkin
		thesaurus: blumpkin, brother blumpkin, cunnilumpkin, reverse brother blumpkin, blumpy, reverse cunnilumpkin
		A variation of the blumpkin where one gives oral sex whilst evacuating their bowels, thus utilizing both alpha and omega of the ailimentary canal simultaneously.
		Social morays be damned, this was a reverse blumpkin, and the symphony of car horns signalled the glee and elation of the stunned masses.
	www.urbandictionary.com /define.php?term=Reverse+Blumpkin (427 words)

	NJ.com: Radio Forum (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-17)
		HS: I said to Mark Wahlberg yesterday, had he ever gotten a blumpkin from a girl and everyone around here is acting like they don't know what it is. RQ: You're the only nutcase who does.
		MV: I said "blumpkin" on the "Norm Show" and the network censor, we told him we just made the word up.
		RQ: There's nothing clean about a blumpkin.HS: Well, a blumpkin is receiving oral sex while you're sitting on a toilet bowl if you are a man. You're sitting on a toilet bowl and uh, while you're evacuating you receive your oral.
	www.nj.com /forums/radio/index.ssf?artid=2274 (456 words)

	Blumpkin Pie :: Encyclopedia of Sex :: The web's best source of sexual terms and definitions (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-17)
		Blumpkin Pie :: Encyclopedia of Sex :: The web's best source of sexual terms and definitions
		Like the blumpkin but instead the male performs oral sex on a female while she uses the bathroom.
		Encyclopedia of Sex's mission is to compile and catergorize every sexual word we can find.
	www.encyclopedia-of-sex.com /displayarticle1627.html (172 words)

	Mookie Stinks » Blog Archive » My First Blumpkin
		A Blumpkin is when you get a blowjob while sitting on the toilet.
		I asked her if she ever gave a guy a blumpkin, and so here is the pic.
		This entry was posted on Friday, March 25th, 2005 at 6:00 pm and is filed under Adult, Humor, Porn, Pics, Romance.
	www.mookiestinks.com /my-first-blumpkin (161 words)

	Country Blumpkin :: Encyclopedia of Sex :: The web's best source of sexual terms and definitions (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-17)
		Country Blumpkin :: Encyclopedia of Sex :: The web's best source of sexual terms and definitions
		The same as the blumpkin but performed in an out-house or port-o-san.
		When we go camping I always get a country blumpkin.
	www.encyclopedia-of-sex.com /displayarticle1446.html (214 words)

	Sugarzine : He Sex/ She Sex
		The act of orally pleasing your king while he’s seated on the throne is called a “blumpkin.” Before you run for your dictionary I doubt this is the most scientific of terms.
		You can tell him that 6am is too early for a blumpkin, but that you’re more than happy to make him happy after a few beers and some Taco Bell on Friday night.
		You may really care for this guy, but the blumpkin may just be the tip of the iceberg in his crazy sex schemes.
	sugarzine.com /site_10.04/hesex-shesex.html (1470 words)

	Chase-ing Complacency: Blumpkin
		He asked me if I knew what a "blumpkin" was and I said no. When he explained to me what is was I almost fell over.
		i thought maybe a blumpkin was like getting a raspberry, but i see i am sorely mistaken:(grooosssssss.
		someone told me what a blumpkin was once, but i promptly forced myself to forget.
	chaseingcomplacency.blogspot.com /2005/10/blumpkin.html (796 words)

	FMQB: Radio Industry News, Music Industry Updates, Arbitron Ratings, Music News and more!
		The nearly three-year-old broadcast that brought Howard Stern his first indecency fine since June '98 involved Stern and his crew defining terms like "blumpkin," "balloon knot" and "the David Copperfield" -- phrases used in regular rotation by Opie & Anthony before they were cancelled by Infinity in August 02.
		HS: I said to Mark Wahlberg yesterday, had he ever gotten a blumpkin from a girl and everyone around here is acting like they don't know what it is.
		HS: Well, a blumpkin is receiving oral sex while you're sitting on a toilet bowl if you are a man. You're sitting on a toilet bowl and uh, while you're evacuating you receive your oral.
	www.fmqb.com /Article.asp?t=p&id=21312 (677 words)

	Urban Dictionary: blumpkin
		Also see reverse blumpkin, brother blumpkin, reverse brother blumpkin, and the most dangerous variation of all, the cunnilumpkin.
		Failure: Maria agreed to give me a blumpkin, but she gave me such a great blowjob that I couldn't squeeze out a single turd.
		This manuver can be performed by a woman or man, but in the case of the latter, it is known as the brother blumpkin.
	www.urbandictionary.com /define.php?term=blumpkin&r=f (476 words)

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		Truly, everyone to recieve a Baber Mirza blumpkin swears it is the greatest blumpkin ever to grace their downtrodden existance.
		If everyone in the world, be he Democrat or Republican, white or fl, Christian or Muslim, could give only a single blumpkin with the passion with which Baber has given so many, I am confident that the world would live, at least for a day, in perfect peace, love and harmony.
		And at the end of the day, reflecting back on the glorious blumpkins they each recieved, they would all give thanks to one man, the inspiration and friend to them all, the man to redefine by his unrivaled prowess the very meaning of blumpkin.
	www.xanga.com /Q_Brute/380204001/item.html (339 words)

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		blumpkin Gonna say this for all who didnt read it in the X-...
		blumpkin Sorry my productions are of actual business nature...
		blumpkin I guess "turning grumpy into an artform!...
	www.punksbusted.com /forums/index.php?showtopic=3359&mode=threaded (511 words)

	Blumpkin - XXX Jay’s Whacky Blog » Blumpkin (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-17)
		The blumpkin is performed while If you find a woman who actually gives you blumpkin, never, ever talk to her again.
		HS: Well, a blumpkin is receiving oral sex while youâre sitting on a that what they're referring to as a "blumpkin" is more properly referred to as a
		Filed under: 1000 Great English Words that Never Made Webster's in the case of the latter, it is known as the brother blumpkin (see gay xxx).
	netweblist.com /nws/blumpkin.html (199 words)

	StuntLife.com - Who Down With The Blumpkin???
		Bob had diarheaa problems, but the blumpkin made him feel much better while he was at the shitter.
		You than quickly spin full 360 degrees, slapping her in the face with not only the huge shit hanging out your ass, but all slapping her on the forehead with your dong.
		Damn yo, last night this girl was givin me a blumpkin when i pulled a huricanrana on her face.
	www.stuntlife.com /forums/showthread.php?t=114736 (576 words)

	The All Mighty Blumpkin - Forums powered by UBB.threads™ (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-17)
		I was wondering for all you ladies out there, if it were intriguing for you to give a guy a blowjob while he's taking a sh*t...if you timed it perfectly and he busted right as he was droppin a lincoln log, it would be the best feeling in the world.
		Loc: Northeast U.S. Re: The All Mighty Blumpkin
		How are you doing, I've had your back a bit while you were on holiday.
	www.afraidtoask.com /ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB13&Number=102233&page=4&view=collapsed&sb=1&o=&fpart=1 (623 words)

	Barbaric, Mystical and Bored: The Meaning of Blumpkin (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-17)
		My girlfriend regularly listened to Howard Stern and was also a fan of the Web site The Smoking Gun, and the evening before the aforementioned lunch, she had found a transcript of Howard Stern discussing the meaning of "blumpkin," "balloon knot," and "nasty sanchez," all for which the FCC later fined him.
		For my part, "blumpkin" sounds like a child's nickname or a Sesame Street toy.
		So I asked my lunch group whether any of them knew what a blumpkin was.
	barbaricmysticalandbored.blogspot.com /2004/08/meaning-of-blumpkin_109267993120205004.html (639 words)

	The Uncivil Litigator
		This was uttered during a show in 2001 (huh?), and both the word and apparently the discussion putting the word into context is what has brought forth the wrath of federal Big Brother.
		Well, a blumpkin is receiving oral sex while you're sitting on a toilet bowl if you are a man. You're sitting on a toilet bowl and uh, while you're evacuating you receive your oral.
		I've listened to descriptions of female genital mutilation on tv or radio that disgusted me. Back in the day, I heard plenty of "disgusting" sexual acts described on the radio by Dr.
	uncivillitigator.blogspot.com /2004_03_14_uncivillitigator_archive.html (5333 words)

	village voice > news > Exhibit X by
		Says the FCC, not all things "sexual and excretory" are appropriate fare for national radio airwaves.
		Take the "blumpkin." In 2001, Howard Stern's account of this dirty proverb cost the shock jock $27,500 in federal fines.
		HS: Yeah, but nobody knows what it is. A blumpkin...
	www.villagevoice.com /issues/0440/stern.php (497 words)

	StuntUSA - Blumpkin (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-17)
		This has to be one of the funniest Blumpkin stories I have ever heard.
		For I am finally coming to terms with something I have known, yet kept locked away in the deepest recesses of my mind for a long time...
		A 30 dollar Blumpkin, and I didn't even have to ask for it.
	www.stuntusa.com /forums/printthread.php?t=10335 (1053 words)

	Blumpkin Nation, The Invisible Movie Soundtrack
		With a title like The Invisible Movie Soundtrack -- to which there is no accompanying film -- it is difficult to listen to this album without wondering just what kind of cinematic experience this would accompany.
		One can only assume that the producers need to fill space but don't want us to miss any of the real show while we're taking pee breaks.
		Resident rhymesmith Chill presents the other side of the relationship equation, complete with a reference to hip-hop/RandB duo P.M. Dawn, who, given their pioneering use of multi-layering and mixing of disparate genres, were undoubtedly an influence on this album.
	www.greenmanreview.com /cd/cd_blumpkinnation_invisiblemovie.html (808 words)

	Shadowriders - I'm surprised
		(a blumpkin is when she sucks you off while you're poopin)
		I think it'd take a very special kind of tramp to give the blumpkin.
		Leave it to a reverend to cum up with something like that.
	www.shadowriders.net /forums/printthread.php?t=335 (471 words)

	Looking for a Blumpkin
		ooh that was a great bit of blumpkin i' wouldn't go in there for a while, nice bit of head on the ****ter
		When I was taking a ** the other day, girl just comes in and gives me a blumpkin**.
		I wasn't sure if I was gay, but when my Dad of all people showed me how to give a proper brother blumpkin..
	www.clubvibes.com /forum/topic.asp?topic_id=323708 (342 words)

	SternFanNetwork Archive - The Blumpkin: Is it possible?
		Last night I felt a shit coming and as I ran to the bathroom the thought popped up into my head, "What would it feel like to jerk off and take a shit at the same time?" sort of like a blumpkin.
		So I sit on the toilet and I use some and my hand to try to get some wood all while holding myself from unelashing my dump.
		the key of the blumpkin is meditation, grasshopper.
	www.sternfannetwork.com /forum/showthread/t-44415.html (626 words)

	Here And There Ezine ::: Music Reviews (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-17)
		Blumpkin Nation "The Invisible Movie Soundtrack" (self released)
		Who knows...and if Blumpkin Nation themselves know,they ain't sharin'.
		The band seems to really enjoy the many faces they present to the world at large.
	thehereandthere.net /music-reviews/entry?id=155 (221 words)

	www.myspace.com/seantakesphotos
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	www.myspace.com /index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=2408619&Mytoken=20050325214924 (430 words)

	Turd Words -- User Comments for Blumpkin (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-17)
		Dan, the definition is gender neutral; only the example used a girl, so you can use the word with your male buddies.
		I am a guy and I like giving guys blumpkins.
		This is an amazing web site, I hope that it's used for the education of all and the wonderment of the amazing vocabulary in which we have created in the American society in which we live.
	www.turdwords.com /userComments.cfm?wordID=89 (394 words)

	FCC Fines Howard Stern For "Blumpkin" Discourse - March 19, 2004
		FCC Fines Howard Stern For "Blumpkin" Discourse - March 19, 2004
		MARCH 19--Claiming that Howard Stern's "graphic and explicit" on-air discussion of a "blumpkin" was indecent, the Federal Communications Commission yesterday fined Infinity Broadcasting $27,500 for airing the shock jock's July 2001 "sexual and excretory" ruminations.
		Perhaps a review of the below transcript from the offending Stern broadcast--helpfully included with the FCC decision--will clear things up for you.
	www.thesmokinggun.com /archive/0319041stern1.html (86 words)

	NASIOC - View Single Post - Has anyone here ever received, or given, a blumpkin?
		NASIOC - View Single Post - Has anyone here ever received, or given, a blumpkin?
		Thread: Has anyone here ever received, or given, a blumpkin?
		Has anyone here ever received, or given, a blumpkin?
	forums.nasioc.com /forums/showpost.php?p=4824065&postcount=1 (34 words)

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