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| | Football | Arise, and Fall over |
 | | You'd think that having dedicated a large part of our life to pioneering scientific investigation - namely a no-stone-left-unturned project charting the effects of excessive strong ale, snouts and lard pies - the Fiver would be in line for some sort of award or other. |
 | | But no, he's been honoured for his contribution to English football, namely guiding Liverpool to the spawniest treble in football history two years ago, the very same treble he's been dining out on ever since. |
 | | And if you are the kid in question, or you know who he is, the.boss@guardian.co.uk wants to hear from you. |
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