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| | Bro, You're A God Among Bros | The Onion - America's Finest News Source |
 | | If it weren't for you and your extreme brobility to hook a bro up when it is most croosh, I'd have been stuck in some bitch-ass seat, cramped all in the corner with a bunch of bitch-asses, bro. |
 | | Brody, I was so stoked when you told Gina to go eat a fat one after she asked if she could have your other ticket, even though you knew you could probably get a pretty deese HJ from her. |
 | | You are the king of all bros. Brotankhamen. |
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