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| | Bulletin Board -- St. Paul Pioneer Press |
 | | Fly of Austin: "I saw one of my former classmates, and I thought to myself: 'Man, he's too old for an earring.' "On closer observance, it was a white wart on his earlobe. |
 | | Still, I've been wishing lately that I could have a cat, or maybe a parakeet, in my life again. |
 | | [Bulletin Board says: From painful experience painful to us, and even more painful to the parakeet we recommend against your having both... |
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