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 | | Adam's buttocks could not have been made for childhood spankings because he was never a child. |
 | | Some fundamentalist prospankers argue that children are born with buttocks because every child is born in sin, thus requiring spankings. |
 | | Hence, Adam and Eve's buttocks existed for some other reason besides Original Sin, and therefore the buttocks of all children can also be assumed to exist for some other reason (such as maintenance of upright posture, as anatomists insist). |
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