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| | C.S.I. Miami (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-04) |
 | | CSI Miami makes a pretense of sympathy (a few scenes with weeping relatives, or David Caruso sucking his cheeks and staring at the sky in his Blue Blockers), but the truth is that they want a snuff film. |
 | | Recently, in CSI Miami and CSI NY, the writers/directors tried to make us believe that from a photo or security camera, we could zoom in on the eye to see the reflection in the eyeball and then from that reflection, get a picture of what they were seeing. |
 | | CSI Miami is hands down the most ridiculous crime drama on TV, Caruso has been to the William Shatner school of acting, but the apprentice has well and truly surpassed the master. |
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