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| | Halfbakery: Cadaver Dog Patrols |
 | | Supplying these people with cadaver-sniffing dogs, as used by earthquake incident rescuers, will not only keep the dogs in training but will also reduce the incidences of sad, lonely people dying sad, lonely deaths, unnoticed. |
 | | When I first saw the title of this idea I was put off because I imagined patrols of (vampire, obviously) cadaver dogs, roaming the streets, feasting off the brains of the living. |
 | | Cadavers begin to give off certain identifying odours within 12 to 15 minutes of death, apparently. |
| www.halfbakery.com /idea/Cadaver_20Dog_20Patrols (2081 words) |
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