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 | | Once, in a moment of pique, he told newspaper reporters, "The only good thing about San Antonio is the guacamole salad." As Brown no doubt intended, the fans in San Antonio-at least those not in the business of making guacamole salad-took the insult personally. |
 | | After one game in San Antonio, as Brown and his Cougars team headed to the locker room tunnel, some fans sitting in the stands above the tunnel entrance dumped a pile of guacamole and "all kinds of other stuff on him." The fans no doubt viewed the act as a well-deserved prank. |
 | | Though Brown was not injured, the incident had all of the elements of a battery. |
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