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	Carrot Top
		Carrot Top thought about becoming an astronaut (his brother became a fighter pilot) but more surfing than studying led to Florida Atlantic University in Boca Raton (“the Harvard of Florida,” he jokes).
		Carrot Top was also doing colleges and soon he was the top comedian on campus.
		Carrot Top is the weird kid in school who would do anything for a laugh and never grew up.
	www.wirthentertainment.com /carrot_top.htm (1428 words)

	Buzzsaw Haircut
		Carrot Top has neither the comic energy or mannerisms of the effortless David Arquette (who is reminiscent of Buster Keaton hopped up on nose candy) nor the raw sensuality of Alyssa Milano (or The Future Alyssa Hourihan, as I think of her).
		Carrot Top is a prop comic, which means his standup is generally based around stupid little inventions and an "aw shucks" willingness in his audience to laugh at his inanity.
		And if this, in fact, is the case, then I salute you, Carrot Top; you may be a scourge to everyone with a sense of humor, but then maybe it is because we all see a little part of ourselves in you; and maybe, just maybe, you are a metaphysical genius.
	www.ithaca.edu /buzzsaw/0402carrottop.htm (558 words)

	Carrot Top
		Carrot Top Carrot Top will bring his inventive brand of comedy to the 2006 Riverside County Fair and National Date Festival on Monday, February 20.
		Carrot Top got his initial break with college campuses across the country where he set attendance records from coast to coast.
		Carrot Top has also appeared in movies, including 1998's Chairman of The Board, and does TV commercials for 1-800-CALL-ATT.
	www.datefest.org /Default.aspx?tabid=85 (176 words)

	Carrot Top - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Carrot Top (born Scott Thompson on February 25, 1965 (though he has claimed in interviews to be born in 1967 and 1969) in Cocoa Beach, Florida) is an American prop comedian famous for his red hair and television commercials.
		Carrot Top has also appeared in movies, including 1998's Chairman of The Board, and has served as a spokesman in commercials for ATandT.
		Carrot Top appeared as himself in one of J.D. 's fantasies in the comedy series Scrubs - portraying himself as 'the most annoying man in the universe'.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Carrot_Top (350 words)

	Carrot Top
		In fact, Carrot Top was named by the National Association of Campus Activities 1993’s "Entertainer of the Year" and "Comedian of the Year," the only person to receive both honors in the same year.
		Just recently, Carrot Top fulfilled a longtime wish when he was invited to perform for the upcoming ABC special benefiting Comic Relief.
		Carrot Top’s natural, unbridled talent, persistence to succeed and his incredibly creative mind, have allowed him to rocket to the top at full tilt towards a career of success.
	www.pattersonandassociates.com /bios/Carrot_Top (654 words)

	Carrot - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Carrots can be eaten raw, whole, chopped or grated into salads for color, and are also often chopped and cooked in soups and stews.
		The familiar wild plant wild carrot, sometimes called Queen Anne's lace, is the same species as the garden carrot (which was bred from it); garden carrots that run to seed soon revert to their wild prototype, with a forking carroty-smelling, edible root that quickly becomes too woody and bitter to eat.
		Carrots are noted in popular culture for being the favorite food of rabbits, and are also associated with fictional rabbits such as Bugs Bunny.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Carrot (1188 words)

	Carrot Top - Uncyclopedia
		The Carrot Top singularity, as depicted by an illustrator.
		Carrot Top is a singularity in the Uncyclopedia world.
		Carrot Top's collapse into a singularity of 4-dimensional "LaughTime" was rumored to be triggered by his divorce from Carrot Bottom.
	uncyclopedia.org /wiki/Carrot_Top (347 words)

	Home Page (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		It is with the greatest sorrow that I must inform you of our decision to close Carrot Top.
		At Carrot Top, we pride ourselves on amazing variety and outstanding quality and service.
		If you long for the "good ol' days" of going to the butcher and selecting the perfect cut of choice meat, poultry and seafood then Carrot Top Meat Market is what you are looking for.
	carrottopmarket.com (502 words)

	ICM - International Creative Management, Inc. (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		From the fire-red curls that top his head to the props and gadgets that fill his trunks, Carrot Top is a true original and his talents are growing too big for a stage to hold.
		Carrot Top has the lead role in "Chairman of the Board," a rags-to-riches tale of a wayward inventor who takes over the top spot at an ailing corporation.
		Culled from today's headlines and taking dead aim on the funny bone, Carrot Top is a true comedy original whose future is as bright as his overflowing red curls.
	www.icmtalent.com /musperf/profiles/70025.html (508 words)

	Carrot Top
		Carrot Top’s lack of respect is so renowned he’s being called the Rodney Dangerfield of Generation X. But while "I get no respect" was Dangerfield’s line, it’s Carrot Top’s life.
		Younger in life I was always kind of quiet and shy and I think I kind of grew into myself as I got older, I became more of a class clown as I got to junior high.… My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.
		Carrot Top will perform Fri., Oct. 1, 8 p.m., at The Keswick Theatre, Easton Road and Keswick Ave., Glenside, 215-572-7650.
	citypaper.net /articles/093099/feat.20q.carrottop.shtml (1132 words)

	SCITECH :: Perth, Western Australia (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Carrots use their root to store nutrients while they are growing.
		If your carrot tops have enough root left on them, all they need is water and sand to start growing again.
		Once you have a good healthy green top on the carrot, you should be able to plant them out in the garden where they will regrow a new root.
	www.scitech.org.au /discover/experiments_carrot_tops.html (193 words)

	Carrot Craft and Fun for Kids - Carrots
		Cut two carrot shapes from orange paper -- one slightly smaller than the other -- and attach to the front of the card with adhesive foam.
		These carrots are made with plain and wavy (varying in thickness) pipe cleaners (both styles are available at large crafts stores).
		Gather the bag at the top of the jelly beans and secure with a twist tie, wrapping the tie around the "stem" of the tissue paper, so the greenery sticks out of the top.
	www.carrotmuseum.co.uk /kidcraft.html (884 words)

	In This Corner: Mr. T versus Carrot Top (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		I'm assuming that the one vote that Carrot Top received was an error, since no one who counts likes the little fuckspot.
		Carrot Top, being the loud annoying idiot that he is, decides to cause some random violence and attacks Mr.
		With what he considers a stroke of genius that is sure to defeat his opponent once and for all, Carrot Top removes his shoe and puts it in his mouth.
	www.uvm.edu /~chmartin/t_jackass.html (598 words)

	Carrot Top - Discount Las Vegas Show Tickets - Las Vegas Shows - NRBInc.com
		When Carrot Top takes the stage in front of his endless number of trunks, he turns the audience into Pandora, curious for what`s inside.
		Taking the top headlines and interpreting them in his own way, Carrot Top shares his creations, from Martha Stewart`s prison-striped apron to Michael Jackson`s witness in a high chair.
		Whether he`s paying tribute to rock stars by dancing and lip-synching or sharing his version of an Amish blow-dryer, it`s evident Carrot Top`s trunks are full of everything but evil, like Pandora`s, yet he readily admits, "It`s mean, but it`s funny as s*%t." And nobody in the audience can disagree.
	www.nrbinc.com /las-vegas-shows/Carrot-Top (517 words)

	Carrot Top, the most grating spokesman on TV. - By Rob Walker - Slate Magazine
		In another ad, Top is on a date at a fancy restaurant—and he suggests that the lady make a collect call.
		The last was Carrot Top, who was shown sitting at Dave's desk and then being hustled away by stage hands, as a screen caption explained "Carrot Top not invited to guest host," or words to that effect.
		This explains why we are still seeing Carrot Top in new commercials: long-term contracts are more cost effective than one-time spots.
	www.slate.com /id/2082430 (1822 words)

	Amazon.com: Carrot Top: Rocks Las Vegas: DVD: Scott 'Carrot Top' Thompson,Steve Hanft (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Carrot Top, the red-headed wunderkind with a trunk full of giggles, invades Vegas and this one you won’t want to miss.
		No one is safe from Carrot Top’s hilarious blend of wacky and biting jabs, and no one who watches this DVD will be safe from his infectious humor.
		Carrot Top is primarily a prop comic, and while I find that to wear thin pretty rapidly, some of his other routines were surprisingly funny: in particular I enjoyed his excellent comic interpretation of Mick Jagger.
	www.amazon.com /Carrot-Top-Rocks-Las-Vegas/dp/B0000CBY0S (1479 words)

	Cooks.com - Recipes - Carrot Top
		Conventional oven: Bring water, carrots, and butter to a boil in saucepan.
		Bring water, carrots and butter to a boil in a saucepan.
		eggs, flour, cinnamon, vanilla, carrots and nuts in that...
	www.cooks.com /rec/search/0,1-0,carrot_top,FF.html (168 words)

	See Carrot Top at Luxor Hotel and Casino-fun Las Vegas entertainment
		Carrot Top tickets are on sale now and ready for purchase.
		The award-winning comedy of Scott "Carrot Top" Thompson, also titled "Entertainer of the Year!" and "Comedian of the Year," keeps his audience in stitches as he unpacks trunk loads of crazy props and wacky inventions.
		Carrot Top describes himself as a culmination of George Carlin ("observational humor"), Steven Wright ("dark, sick humor") and Gallagher ("the props").
	www.luxor.com /entertainment/entertainment_carrot_top.aspx (224 words)

	Celebrity Speaker :: Carrot Top :: Comedians :: Speaker Bureau (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		A genius for gadgets and rock ’n’ roll in-your-face energy, Carrot Top is a comedian unlike any other–ever.
		An original from the start, Carrot Top is one of the most popular and successful comedians in America.
		New Year's Eve 1987 brought a gig at a club reminding Carrot Top how much fun it was and that he was capable of doing it.
	www.speakerbooking.com /biography-11608.html (231 words)

	Corporate Entertainment - Comedian Carrot Top booking information!
		Comedian Carrot Top is available for your next corporate event - contact us today for booking information.
		Carrot Top, born Scott Thompson, grew up in Cocoa Beach, Florida, where his Dad worked for NASA.
		The comedy of Carrot Top can be available for your next special event.
	www.corporateartists.com /comedian_carrot_top.html (287 words)

	CARROT TOP booking - Comedians - Corporate Entertainment Booking
		Whether it's on the screen, stage or via the internet, Carrot Top is on the brink of superstardom.
		Carrot Top would have to say his major comedy influences are Jonathan Winters, (you just look at him and have to laugh), and Robin Williams.
		Carrot Top may be available for your next special event!
	delafo.securesites.net /comedians/Carrot-Top.htm (690 words)

	Buy Carrot Top Tickets - Cheap Carrot Top Concert Shows Tickets At Onlineseats
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	www.onlineseats.com /carrot-top-tickets/index.asp (1701 words)

	Cooks.com - Recipes - Carrot Top
		Results 91 - 100 of 195 for carrot top.
		Prepare and bake cake as directed on package with first 4 ingredients; put in 13 x 9 x 2 inch cake pan.
		1/2 hrs or until carrots are tender, stirring twice...
	www.cooks.com /rec/search/0,1-91,carrot_top,FF.html (125 words)

	Garden Center (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		As a member of the Illinois Nurserymen’s Association, Carrot Top has a certified perennial professional on staff at all times.
		Halloween is a special time at Carrot Top Garden Center.
		And for the Holidays, Carrot Top is the best place to get your Christmas tree.
	www.carrottopmarket.com /garden_center.htm (420 words)

	Carrot Top Records (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Patrick Monaghan started Carrot Top in 1992 as a hobby because The Coctails desperately needed to put out a CD but refused to do it themselves.
		To that point, Monaghan had worked at every level of the record industry (outside of a recording studio) with the exception of a label, so it seemed like a good idea at the time.
		Ex-Spiritualized/Spacemen 3 guitarist Mark Refoy combines space rock and shimmering pop in a record that is by turns dainty and deafening.
	www.epitonic.com /labels/carrottoprecords.html (504 words)

	Carrot top hanging plant to make with kids
		Carrot top hanging plant to make with kids
		Cut tops off carrots, about two or three inches from green top.
		Press cut part of carrot top into soil.
	robeth.com /Craft/carrottop.htm (63 words)

	Amazon.com: Carrot Top: Books: Ryan McGinness (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		With this book artist Ryan McGinness has made a unique one-of-a-kind visual portrait of the comedian Carrot Top and taken contemporary portraiture into a new realm.
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	www.amazon.com /Carrot-Top-Ryan-McGinness/dp/0970612605 (1013 words)

	Carrot Top promises to prop up the laughs
		Carrot Top promises to prop up the laughs
		His curly mop of red hair, unusual name and innovative use of props quickly set him apart from other comedians.
		But what really launched Carrot Top into the stratosphere was a series of AT&T commercials so ubiquitous that this ex-marketing major deserves an honorary doctorate just for agreeing to star in the short, wacky skits.
	www.enquirer.com /editions/2004/01/25/tem_carrottop25.html (672 words)

	CARROT TOPS - Science Experiment, Science Project, Lesson Plan, Activity, Worksheet, or Teaching Idea
		Cut about half an inch off the end of the carrot that has the leaves.
		Put the carrots into the container with the cut side down.
		Observe the carrot tops each day for any changes.
	www.lessonplanspage.com /ScienceExPlantGrowFromTopOfCarrotOnlyMO68.htm (270 words)

	Carrot Top At Luxor Las Vegas
		Carrot Top totes around six trunks full of odd inventions - including high heels with training wheels, airline peanut bags with pictures of missing luggage on the back and paper cup and string telephones with a third cup for call waiting - proudly displaying them to his audiences and snickering at his own jokes.
		After countless awards and the popularity of his 1-800-DIAL-ATT commercials, Carrot Top is an impressive comedy presence recognized internationally.
		I have never been a fan of Carrot Top...I really couldn't stand him...until someone in Vegas told me is one of the top shows in Vegas.
	affiliate.genesisentertainmentinc.com /carrot-top-at-luxor-las-vegas.html?aid=6831059&css=124869 (434 words)

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