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	Eric Cartman - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		A recurring joke throughout the series is that despite the sweetness and kindness of his 'mother', she is, in fact, a promiscuous, hermaphroditic, crack-smoking porn queen.
		Cartman has Scott's parents killed, and then cuts up their bodies and feeds them to Scott in a chilli, a la Titus Andronicus.
		Cartman is the only boy in the series who does not have a REAL mother.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Cartman (1881 words)

	The Death of Eric Cartman -- Facts, Info, and Encyclopedia article (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-06)
		Cartman, however, discovering that nobody seems to see or hear him, believes that he has died and become a (The visible disembodied soul of a dead person) ghost.
		When this too fails, Cartman goes berserk, destroys Butters' room with a (An implement used in baseball by the batter) baseball bat, and ends up getting Buttters thrown in an (A hospital for mentally incompetent or unbalanced person) insane asylum, where Butters is anally probed by a machine for 14 hours.
		After this, everybody comes back and tells Cartman they're willing to be his friend again, thinking he has truly changed; when they leave, Cartman—mortified and furious that he had apologized to everybody and been fooled—again goes berserk and inexplicably blames Butters.
	www.absoluteastronomy.com /encyclopedia/t/th/the_death_of_eric_cartman.htm (525 words)

	Encyclopedia: The Death of Eric Cartman
		In this episode, the children of South Park become increasingly angry at Cartman for his past misdeedsâ” and when he ruins their treat of KFC food by eating all the chicken skins, they decide that the best way to deal with him is to completely ignore him.
		Cartman, however, discovering that nobody seems to see or hear him, believes that he has died and become a ghost.
		When this too fails, Cartman goes berserk, destroys Butters' room with a baseball bat, and ends up getting Butters thrown in an insane asylum, where Butters is anally probed by a machine for 14 hours.
	www.nationmaster.com /encyclopedia/The-Death-of-Eric-Cartman (1143 words)

	South Park Episode Guide - South Park Season Episodes - TV.com
		Cartman lets out a loud yawn prompting the others to ask him why he is so tired and he tells them about his dream of a close encounter.
		Cartman is decorating the house for Halloween, while the zombie morgue attendants are in the background eating the brains of one of her neighbors.
		Later at dinner, Cartman asks him mother about who his father is. His mother starts to tell him about the birds, the bees and the "12th Annual Drunken Barn Dance." She tells him at this event that she met Chief Running Water at this event and that he is his father.
	www.tv.com /south-park/show/344/episode_guide.html (6574 words)

	South Park Quotes - Eric Cartman Quotes (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-06)
		Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
		Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
		Cartman: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
	www.southparkquotes.com /characters/eric-cartman-quotes.html (410 words)

	Cartman's Phat Ride
		Cartman then drives away and starts to cruise down the highway while hitting the switches on the Impala to make it slide up, bounce up and down, and roll on three wheels.
		Kenny, one of Cartman's friends and whose speech is always muffled by his snowsuit, is customarily killed in every South Park episode, doesn't escape that inevitable fate this time.
		Cartman was primarily modelled using parametric surfaces, with the body and the mittens being done with CSG (Constructive Solid Geometry).
	www.shaystheway.com /phatride (1007 words)

	Cartman's Cash Schemes
		Eric Cartman is obsessed with money, and many of the South Park adventures revolve around his pursuit of his lifelong goal to make ten million dollars.
		Cartman displays the utmost sincerity as he tries to convince others of the honest nature of his intentions as he swindles them out of their money.
		Cartman tells other children that he can perform miracles such as making Timmy walk, then gathers all the children in South Park to show the miracles and "heal" them so they can go to heaven.
	www.people.virginia.edu /~pjc7f/mdst110/lab2/cartmans_money.html (414 words)

	ADEQUATE.com South Park Episode Guide: 101 - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-06)
		Realizing that Cartman is under alien control, Kyle yells in his ear to tell the aliens to return his little brother.
		Cartman insists he's not dead and that it's all still a big joke and goes home to have some chocolate chicken pot pie and Cheesy Poofs.
		Cartman is returned from the alien ship and tells the guys about his dream about being captured by aliens and being given pink-eye by Scott Baio.
	www.adequate.com /SouthPark/Guide/Episode/101.html (538 words)

	Beaverton on Cartman Campaign
		But perhaps the adversity is proving too much for the struggling Cartman, a one-term Representative from Chico, California, and a relative newcomer to the political scene.
		Cartman's woes to his failure to appoint a seasoned pol to manage his campaign.
		Cartman's chief advisors appear to be his wife, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos-Cartman-Cartman – once a professional model until most of her face was burned away in a free-basing explosion – and the divisive, combative liberal veteran, Jexster “Howling Mad” Colossus.
	www.geocities.com /SiliconValley/Byte/5215/Misc/FC2K/WPCartman.html (405 words)

	BBC News \| Entertainment \| Cartman as a role model? Your reaction
		Cartman isn't a role model and never will be, no matter how funny he is no one would really want to be him in real life.
		Cartman is not a positive role model, but then he was never meant to be...It is obvious that he is a cartoon, it would be worse to see if it was a "real" child on screen.
		Cartman isn't meant to be a "suitable role model".
	news.bbc.co.uk /1/hi/entertainment/431439.stm (3718 words)

	Season 7 - South Park Episode Guide - South Park Stuff.com - Your one stop site for South Park stuff (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-06)
		Meanwhile, Cartman induces his own flashback to avoid studying and travels back to 1776 where he plays an important role in the historic signing of the Declaration of Independence.
		Cartman is forced to deal with the pressures of stardom when one of his body parts becomes too famous for its own good.
		Cartman, Butters and Token rocket to the top of the Christian rock charts with their own messages of faith.
	www.southpark.dsl.pipex.com /info/epi-season7.shtml (933 words)

	Eric Cartman (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-06)
		A recurring joke throughout the series is that despite the sweetness and kindness of his mother, she is, in fact, a hermaphroditic porn queen.
		It has been repeatedly hinted that Cartman has serious behavioral and emotional problems and/or gender issues; he exhibits several compulsive behaviors, including singing the Styx song 'Come Sail Away', and humming other prog-rock songs (such as one by Asia).
		Cartman is the only boy in the series who does not have a father.
	www.worldhistory.com /wiki/E/Eric-Cartman.htm (1534 words)

	Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
		Kenny, Stan, Kyle and Cartman occupy one of the sleds.)
		Cartman and a badly injured Tokken are sitting in small chairs while Mr.
		Cartman looks in and sees the other prisoners, body builders, basketball players, Tic-Tac-Throw players, tetherball players, and a sign that says "Gruffy Bear sez, Try to escape and well shoot you where you stand.".
	www.angelfire.com /nf/spdomain/scripts/season4/sillyhatecrime.html (3588 words)

	South Park Scripts - Episode 413 - South Park Stuff.com, Your One Stop Site For South Park Downloads and Information (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-06)
		Cartman: And so the other thing that makes my Trapper Keeper cooler than Kyle's is that it can add any peripheral device to itself automatically.
		Cartman: Dude, you can't just ask to be somebody's friend and be their friend, It doesn't work that way.
		Cartman: Right, because it will hybrid with all those other processors and generate a whole new era of technological darkness.
	www.southpark.dsl.pipex.com /scripts/scr413.shtml (4227 words)

	vivamalta.org - Tribute to Eric Cartman
		A recurring joke throughout the series is that despite the sweetness and kindness of his mother, she is, in fact, an intersexual porn queen.
		Cartman dotes on her son endlessly, beyond simply spoiling him.
		Cartman has two pets: Mister Kitty (who is actually female - possibly a pun of transgender Mrs.
	www.vivamalta.org /forum/showthread.php?t=1007 (1213 words)

	Mrs. Cartman
		Her parenting skills are extremely compromised by her loose morals and reluctance to punish Eric.
		Mrs.Cartman does not involve herself in her son's life and is completely unaware of nearly all his actions and money schemes.
		Also, Eric is so fat because Mrs.Cartman constantly makes things for him to eat, but she always tells him that he is just "big boned." Cartman's obesity greatly contributes to his lack of confidence; hence, he constantly makes fun of others to conceal his own insecurity.
	www.people.virginia.edu /~pjc7f/mdst110/lab2/cartmans_mom.html (150 words)

	Oregon Daily Emerald - University of Oregon news and sports - The Cartman Connection (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-06)
		An episode rated by viewers as one of Cartman’s greatest moments was “Scott Tenorman Must Die.” In this episode, Cartman is fooled and humiliated several times by Scott Tenorman.
		In the end, Cartman devises a successful plan ending with tricking Tenorman into eating his own dead parents, then getting his heroes (Radiohead) to laugh at him when he finally breaks down.
		Much as they are similar, we have to remember that Cartman is not real and Rove is. Most of the time, Cartman ends up getting what is coming to him by the end of the episode.
	www.dailyemerald.com /vnews/display.v/ART/2005/10/19/4355ff9f9a985 (835 words)

	KickAss! Cartman Stuff
		"Cartman's not really evil because he doesn't understand what he's doing.
		It's the humble opinion of Page 2 that Eric Cartman is one of the great characters in the history of American television.
		but yeah, people definitely do do the Cartman voice or something from "South Park," which is cool, but it's like "Why would we want to hear that?" I don't know why people do that.
	www.cartoonskickass.com /cartman.html (610 words)

	Cartman's Army
		Cartman is a fat boy who likes to insult people.
		Step 3: Post in the "The Official Cartman's Army Thread" in Character discussion asking to join or PM/IM one of the presidents or vice presidents asking to join either.
		Step 4:Receive a PM/IM asking you to put that you are a member of the Cartman Army and the official slogan (Respect our Authoritah!) in your sig.
	home.comcast.net /~scottbommarito (339 words)

	South Park Quotes - Hippies Quotes (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-06)
		Cartman: Drugs are bad because if you do drugs you're a hippie and hippies suck.
		Cartman: Naw dude, Independent films are those fl and white hippy movies.
		Cartman: M'am, I'm here to check your house for parasites...
	www.southparkquotes.com /themes/hippies-quotes.html (278 words)

	Kenny's hall of Death - Who's Slept with Ms Cartman
		Yep, she's South Park's Resident Slut, as revealed in episode #113 'Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut'.
		Timmy was 'fresh meat', and Ms Cartman loves people who shout their own name during sex.
		Well, lets just say, Ms Cartman Was after his dragonballs.
	kenny.smoovenet.com /mscartman.shtml (496 words)

	Cartman's Quotes
		Cartman: You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
		Cartman: I think my mom is a corporation.
		Cartman: (On Dolphins) (0n Dolphins) Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.
	www.cam.cornell.edu /~mateo/Cartmans_Quotes.html (440 words)

	Comedy Central - Shows - South Park
		A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park when the world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton.
		The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr.
		After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.
	www.comedycentral.com /tv_shows/southpark (176 words)

	Cartman Cuts The Crap: Sticker Giant Stickers
		KEWL CULTURE Cartman Cuts The Crap Bumper Stickers by Sticker Giant.
		Throughout the year he searched to find out who his father was, only to realize that his mother was his father and his mother is unknown.
		When Officer Barbrady is fired for his illiteracy, he becomes Deputy Cartman, and he begins to enforce the law in South Park.
	www.stickergiant.com /page/sg/PROD/ssp68 (194 words)

	South Park Studios: The Show: Characters (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-06)
		Eric Cartman is the "Fat Kid" in the group and the others are constantly making fun of him about his wieght.
		When Scott Tenorman doops him out of $16.12 Cartman becomes determined to get him back.
		As Scott shows up to Cartman's party later that week, he discovers that there is more to "Chili con Carne" than he previously thought.
	www.southparkstudios.com /show/display_char.php?id=1 (173 words)

	F-Secure Computer Virus Information Pages: VMPCK1
		Cartman is a Word 97 macro virus similar to Blee.B. This virus appeared in the beginning of January, 1998.
		Cartman creates the msfile.bat file, executes it and then deletes it.
		In this case, Cartman displays a dialog box prompting to save the file and then it tries to connect to the Yahoo web site searching for:
	www.f-secure.com /v-descs/vmpck1.shtml (769 words)

	Cartman Sweeps the E-Lections (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-06)
		At his campaign headquarters, Eric T. Cartman is caught on camera as he is told that he has won the South Park E-lections.
		In one of the most important elections of the year 2004, Cartman fought hard for his victory.
		When asked about his first official act as Class President, Cartman said he wasn't going to worry about that right now.
	cartman.disgruntledhuman.com (331 words)

	Episode 101 - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
		Okay, Cartman, we got out of school, you can stop farting fire now.
		Wow Cartman, the visitors dropped you off just in time to go to school.
		And then there were hundreds of cows and aliens, and then I went up on the ship and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye.
	www.spscriptorium.com /Season1/E101script.htm (2489 words)

	Cartman
		He was mistaken for a skinny little African boy and taken to Africa.(hehehe) In the episode 'Mr.
		jumped on Cartman, and Cartman accused Kyle of trowing crap at him.
		Cartman once saw a commercial about Weight Gain 4000 and Cartman had some and he got addicted to it!
	www.fortunecity.com /underworld/sonic/87/cartman.html (152 words)

	South Park - 4.05 - Cartman Joins NAMBLA
		I've kind of matured faster than my other friends [Tony places his hand on Cartman's back and starts rubbing with an open smile]; we don't really relate anymore, and, and uh, alright uh, all my friends seem so childish now.
		Present in the ballroom are Cartman, Butters, several other boys, and the men they've partnered up with.
		First and foremost, I wanna recognize Eric Cartman, for putting us in touch with all of you pretty, young boys.
	www.twiztv.com /scripts/southpark/season4/southpark-405.htm (4145 words)

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