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		Cartman Gets an Anal Probe, the first episode of Comedy Central's animated series South Park, originally aired on August 13, 1997.
		As Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman wait for the school bus, Cartman tells them that he dreamed that he had been abducted by aliens who gave him an anal probe.
		Cartman's rendition is sampled from the 1936 Merrie Melodies cartoon "I Love to Singa".
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	South Park: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Recap - TV.com
		Cartman lets out a loud yawn prompting the others to ask him why he is so tired and he tells them about his dream of a close encounter.
		Chef tells them that it might be possible that Cartman was the victim of an anal probe and that they should keep their eyes on him.
		Cartman is dropped from the sky by the aliens just in time to go to school.
	tv.com /south-park/cartman-gets-an-anal-probe/episode/1984/recap.html (930 words)

	Anal probing - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Anal probing is the insertion of an instrument into the anal cavity of a human or animal to assess the condition of the lower bowel.
		Anal probing is used most often to identify digestion problems, however, it can also be used for identifying parasites, organ damage, and foreign objects in the human body.–
		Anal Probing by aliens is a common theme in extraterrestrial life in popular culture.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Anal_probing (141 words)

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		Chef's car -- is an ancient 70s era station wagon with wooden side plates, affectionately referred to as a "woody".
		There are essentially none of these left on the road, and so it is an hysterical car for 70s icon Isaac Hayes' character to drive -- on many levels.
		The scenes where Cartman and Officer Barbrady sing and dance around under alien control is a reference to a 1936 "Merrie Melodies" cartoon, in which an owl named "Owl Jolson" dances around, ponting his fingers like that.
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	Cartman gets an anal probe Transcript at IMSDb.
		CARTMAN Then I was lying on a table, and these scary aliens wanted to operate on me! And they had big heads...
		Chef turns to get back in his car and Cartman notices that the back of Chef's shirt has an EXACT image of the alien he saw, and the word 'Believe'.
		Cartman looks around at the other children, extremely embarrassed, and finally forces a little laugh as if to say it's all a little joke.
	www.imsdb.com /transcripts/South-Park-Cartman-gets-an-anal-probe.html (3742 words)

	Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
		Cartman: Kenny's family is so poor that, yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.
		Cartman: Where the hell is Kyle, we don't have all night to wait for him.
		Cartman: Knock it off you guys, she said she was young, and needed the money.
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	Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
		Cartman: That's 'cause I was having these bogus nightmares.
		An anal probe comes out of his butt and turns into an 80-foot satellite.
		Cartman: Well, I was standing out in a field, and I had this huge satellite dish sticking out of my butt.
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	ADEQUATE.com South Park Episode Guide: 101 - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Realizing that Cartman is under alien control, Kyle yells in his ear to tell the aliens to return his little brother.
		Cartman insists he's not dead and that it's all still a big joke and goes home to have some chocolate chicken pot pie and Cheesy Poofs.
		Cartman is returned from the alien ship and tells the guys about his dream about being captured by aliens and being given pink-eye by Scott Baio.
	www.adequate.com /SouthPark/Guide/Episode/101.html (538 words)

	Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Perhaps the biggest differences (canon-wise) is a scene showing the Cartman family at home sitting down to dinner, oblivious to Eric's absence.
		Cartman, a father and sister are shown at the table (along with Mr.
		Cartman falls from the sky but does not have pinkeye and makes no mention of Scott Baio.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Cartman_Gets_an_Anal_Probe (1092 words)

	South Park: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - TV.com
		During the theme song right after Cartman says his line the bus drives down the road and to the right is a big TV which has a part from "The Spirit of Christmas: Jesus vs. Santa." In the clip you can see Santa spin Jesus over his head.
		Chef: An anal probe is when they stick a big metal hoob-a-joo up your butt.
		The song that Cartman and Barbrady sing when they are put in an alien trance is Cab Calloway's "I Love to Singa", specifically the rendition by "Owl Jolson" (voiced by Tommy Bond) from Tex Avery's—Warner Brother's "Merrie Melodies"—1936 cartoon short of the same name.
	www.tv.com /south-park/cartman-gets-an-anal-probe/episode/1984/summary.html?tag=downloads;title;75 (933 words)

	Episode #101: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
		During this time, Cartman farts fire on his classmates, and even has a mechanical eyeball come out of his ass, which later turns into a huge satellite dish.
		While Chef awaits the visit from the aliens, Kyle must get his brother back, or else he will be in big trouble from his parents.
		He seems to be okay, then he gets mowed down by cows, then gets hit by a squad car driven by Officer Barbrady.
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	South Park Scripts - South Park Stuff.com - Quick and Easy South Park Downloads (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Through his dialogue it shows Cartman being drug through a hallway and aliens pulling his pants down.
		Please, chef, if I don't get out of school and get my little brother back from the aliens, my parents are gonna disown me.
		Well, if the fat kid has something implanted in his ass, maybe the visitors are using him as part of their plan.
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	The Guest Stars of "Cartman Gets An Anal Probe" (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		They abduct Cartman and send him back with an anal probe, then they abduct Ike.
		They have been seen during a boxing match and while Mephesto reveals who Cartman's father is. The Anal Probe makes its presence known with bursts of fiery farts from Cartman's ass, then it shows its one-eyed self to Cartman and the others at the school kitchen.
		A helicopter camera is focused on an eye, then pulls back to reveal a large human figure.
	www.spscriptorium.com /Season1/E101guests.htm (244 words)

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	Episode 101: Cartman gets an Anal Probe (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		They abduct Cartman, but he is convinced that everyone is making the whole thing up and his recollections of his "abduction night" are purely from a dream.
		Even the fact that Cartman is farting fire does not convince him that he is an abductee.
		He gets shot by aliens, trampled by a stampede of cattle and then gets run over by Officer Barbrady's car.
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	Amazon.com: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe: Unbox Video: Trey Parker,Matt Stone,Franchesca Clifford,Jamie Meyer,Isaac ... (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Synopsis: Cartman gets abducted by aliens and gets an anal probe.
		The first episode, "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe", took 6 months to make and was made entirely out of construction paper.
		In the pilot (which was edited down to "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe") we see more of Cartman's home life, including a scene at the dinner table where Cartman had at least six brothers and sisters.
	www.amazon.com /Cartman-Gets-an-Anal-Probe/dp/B000GE42H2 (679 words)

	Anal Probe Corporation Media Relations (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		For this documentary the Anal Probe Corporation provided several probe shells to be used as props.
		Of course in practice the Aliens use their own proprietary probes, however they were not about to allow those to be used on a commercial film set.
		As it was, the Anal Probe Corporation provided armed security the entire time and obtained security clearances for all personnel on the set.
	www.kenrockwell.com /analprobe/media.htm (163 words)

	Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
		Cartman: Well, you know, you'll just be sitting there, minding your own business, and they'll come, marching in and crawl up your leg and start biting the inside of your ass.
		Cartman: Laugh all you want, I'm the one who's gonna be on TV, looking all buff.
		Kyle: Not Cartman, he gets to be on TV anyway.
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	KickAss! Cartman Stuff
		Cartman Gets An Anal Probe - #101 ]
		It's the humble opinion of Page 2 that Eric Cartman is one of the great characters in the history of American television.
		but yeah, people definitely do do the Cartman voice or something from "South Park," which is cool, but it's like "Why would we want to hear that?" I don't know why people do that.
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	South Park: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe \| MTV MOVIES
		After a thrilling game of "Kick The Baby," Kyle's adopted brother Ike is abducted by the same aliens who had visited Cartman the night before in order to insert a big metal hooba-jube into his rectum.
		The anal probe causes Cartman to expel flaming gas and eventually sprout an 80-foot satellite dish, which attracts the aliens.
		Kyle's barrage of obscenities prompts Ike's release, and the aliens present a gift to the beings of earth they have judged to be the most intelligent and wise (not humans, of course) before they leave.
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	Unaired Pilot - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
		Then slowly my bedroom door begin to open [an alien peeks inside] and the next thing I remember I was being drug through a hallway.
		Young man, [Cartman gets up on the table] we do not say 'shut up' [he bumps Pip off] in school.
		You boys get back to class and stop wasting my time, or I'm gonna write an office re-ferral.
	www.spscriptorium.com /Treats/Pilotscript.htm (2732 words)

	Episode 101 - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
		Whoa, Cartman, looks like you didn't get much sleep last night.
		An epiphany plays while hearts dance around Stan's head.
		An anal probe comes out of his butt and expands] I'm sick of it!
	www.spscriptorium.com /Season1/E101script.htm (2489 words)

	Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
		I know it was just a dream, I know I didn't have an anal probe...
		Cartman's answer to the lunch selection of the day
		Cartman talks her son into an after-school snack.
	members.tripod.com /~CafeOfLove/cartmans.htm (171 words)

	Favorite South Park Episode [Archive] - GovTeen Forums
		Cartman: You just don't remember anything cuz you get high all the time.
		Jul-17-2004, 07:58 PM Its a very close tie between the anal probe episode,towelie episodes,and the micheal jackson episode.
		My favourites are the first episode with Towelie, the one where Kenny's soul is trapped inside of Cartman (and Kyle becomes a psychic,) and The Return Of The Lord Of The Rings To The Two Towers.
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	Amazon.com: South Park Volume 1 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe; Volcano: Video: Comedy Central (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Flaming flatuelnce, skeptical school officials, and a preteen sudeuctress named Wendy Testaburger are a few of the obstacles the boys must face as they try top rescue Ike from the clutches of the mysterious visitors.
		Stan's uncle Jimbo and his Vietnam buddy, Ned, take the boys on a weekend trip to experience the finer points of camping, fishing, and blowing animals to smitheerens.
		An erupting volcano and a mysterious creature named Scuzzlebutt not only threaten the boys excursion but endanger the entire town of South Park as well.
	www.amazon.com /South-Park-Cartman-Probe-Volcano/dp/B000EDN6PE (372 words)

	South Park, Volume 1 -- "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe"/"Volcano" -- Queer Lesbian Gay Arts & Entertainment: Movies -- ...
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		Two hilarious classics from the first season of the notorious animated show.
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	The Web Walker Steps On South Park: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe [Unaired Pilot]. (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Cartman brags visitors already showed him in a dream.
		Cartman serves dinner to Cartman's father and brother.
		Cartman discovers the vistors are really his father and returns home with them.
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	South Park Episode : Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
		South Park Episode : Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
		And now I have to go home without him and my parents are gonna have me killed.
		Well, if the fat kid has something implanted in his ---, maybe the visitors are using him as part of their plan.
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	Cartman Gets An Anal Probe. Video
		always gets 5 stars and dont forget to save it!
		This has got to be one of the best South Park cartoons
		If i uokoaded the whole clip I would get banned >.<
	www.metacafe.com /watch/322058/cartman_gets_an_anal_probe (203 words)

	South Park VHS: Cartman Gets An Anal Probe/Volcano (Vol. 1) (1998)
		South Park VHS: Cartman Gets An Anal Probe/Volcano (Vol.
		America's favorite foul-mouthed tykes cuss their way through two capers ("Cartman Gets an Anal Probe"; "Volcano").
		South Park: Cartman Gets An Anal Probe/Volcano (Vol.
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