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| | Mutant Reviewers from Hell do "Catwoman" |
 | | I mean, seriously, for an alleged "superhero" film, Catwoman sure does spend a lot of time transforming herself from a klutzy shy artist to a Fully Independent Woman complete with hot cop boyfriend and obligatory sassy R&B soundtrack. |
 | | Secondly, as far as heroism is concerned, Catwoman isn’t exactly being pushed to her limits in this film. |
 | | I mean, while Spider-Man is defeating crazy super scientist Normal Osbourne, and the X-Men are saving the world against Magneto, Catwoman’s heroic accomplishments in this film include stopping the music at a loud party, rescuing a child from a broken Ferris Wheel, and ultimately facing her nemesis — a 40-year-old model who’s addicted to face-cream. |
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