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| | Teenage Caveman (2001): Andrew Keegan, Richard Hillman, Tiffany Limos - PopMatters Film Review |
 | | The titular caveman, David (Andrew Keegan, the narcissistic pretty boy from 10 Things I Hate About You), kills his father, a self-elected messiah of the clan (think: Jim Jones or David Koresh), after pop tries to rape his son's sweetheart, Sarah (the too skinny Tara Subkoff), having picked her to be his disciple, or something. |
 | | The rest is run-of-the-mill exploitation fun: by living the high life in the penthouse and having sexual intercourse with Neil and his hyper-sexualized girlfriend, Judith (a mostly naked Tiffany Limos), the cavekids are suckered into becoming receptacles for the former party-hearty couple's modified superhuman genes, which will eventually allow them to engender another human race. |
 | | Which is cool, because Teenage Caveman is a comparatively low budget horror flick you rent for those Friday nights when you're chilling with your friends and in the mood for guilty pleasures, something that can make all of you laugh your asses off while satisfying that urge for gratuitous gore. |
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