| | The Chainik Hocker: October 2004 (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14) |
 | | I promised to send an invitetoanyoe submitting a 500 word essay entitled “Why the Chainik Hocker is the greatest blogger of all time, and how he will eventually come to dominate all of the blogosphere, mwahahahaha." Well, Daniel of Through a Thin Haze obliged, and I reproduce his ego-boosting essay in its entirety. |
 | | This writer would not be surprised if several years henceforth, the latest Chainik Hocker post to be the subject of national debate and discussion- a height no current blogger has yet reached. |
 | | The Chainik Hocker: All the unconfirmed rumors and irresponsible gossip my lawyers let me let away with. |
| chainik_hocker.blogspot.com /2004_10_01_chainik_hocker_archive.html (4739 words) |