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| | Charles Fort - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02) |
 | | Charles Fort made a living making up supposed news stories which he then compiled in several books which not only sold well but remain in print today, giving Uncyclopedia's Unnews writers hope that they, too, can perhaps cash in on "lies, damned lies, and statistics," as Mark Twain defined fiction. |
 | | Fort was born (some say, hatched) in New York (some say, Albany), and claimed to have had Dutch parents. |
 | | Fort bought several books on poisons, becoming quite an expert on the subject, and, a year later, his brother Clarence, who had seemingly been in the best of health, died suddenly. |
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