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| | Area Stoner Has Mind-Blowing Out-Of-Cheetos Experience (Site not responding. Last check: ) |
 | | Upon closer inspection of the Cheetos bag, however, Fontaine discovered that a significant portion of its contents were missing. |
 | | I saw that Cheetos are, by their very nature, meant to be negated: In other words, in negating Cheetos, we fulfill them, for the uneaten Cheeto brings no joy. |
 | | "Cheeto depletion is nothing to trifle with," Fontaine said, warning other stoners who may foolishly attempt to duplicate his mystical journey in their own living rooms. |
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