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| | "South Park" Roasts Chef, Literally - Mar 23, 2006 - E! Online News (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03) |
 | | On Wednesday's South Park 10th season premiere, Hayes' Chef character was struck by lightning, impaled, shot, mauled by a mountain lion, eaten by a grizzly bear, and, oh, yes, accused of being a child molester. |
 | | South Park chieftains Parker and Stone cranked out the inaptly named "The Return of Chef!" as an answer to the defection. |
 | | In the completely made-up story, Chef is brainwashed by an organization of child molesters called the "Super Adventure Club." In order to cure Chef, Kyle, Stan, Cartman and Kenny take their friend to a psychiatrist, a frowned-upon profession among Scientologists. |
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