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 | | The Chicago Cubs are an imaginary baseball team that has been used by millions of comics in skits for over a century now. |
 | | Skits involving the Cubs would often involve poor attempts at bunting, bad base running, throwing gaffes, and even a guy who died after running through a wooden outfield wall (which especially went over well with some of the newly-formed Mobs in the 1920s during Prohibition). |
 | | The Cubs, again in the NLCS, are on the cusp of winning when a baseball player loses a pop foul into the bleachers, blames a fan for interfering, and promptly causes the rest of the team to choke. |
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