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 | | I'll be on my way tommorrow morning." The old Chinese man counters, "Ok, but if I do catch you, then I'll give you the three worst chinese torture tests ever known to man." "Ok, Ok!", the man said as he entered the old house. |
 | | Besides, he thought to himself, "What kind of woman would live out in the wilderness all her life?" Well, that night, when the man came down to eat (after showering), he saw how beautiful the granddaughter was. |
 | | On the backside of the rock is another sign saying, "2nd worst Chinese torture test: Rock tied to right testicle." The man, seeing the rock was too far out the window to be grabbed, jumps out the window after the rock. |
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